Green Grape

n. Cronic wrapped first in a hemp rolling paper with a Marlboro 100 filter. Zig-Zag Purple Thunder 'Blunt-Aid' to secure filter. Then final layer of Zig-Zag Purple Thunder blunt wrap around hemp layer.

"It doesn't feel like a cigarette or blunt, it's extremely smooth."

©B&bMoney

Yo, I heard Johnny rolled a Green Grape, his 'Blunt-Aid' is fucking :)

by B&bMoney June 3, 2011

I got grapes

A way of promoting the sell of some purple colored weed.

Cheech: A mayne where the trees at?
Chong: I got it right here for you cuz.
Cheech: It better not be no raisins!
Chong: Naw fool I got grapes

by Leemo79 September 28, 2006

BURGER AND GRAPE SNOWCONE

IT LITERALLY MEANS GETTING A BURGER TO EAT AND A GRAPE SNOW CONE

I went to get a burger and grape snowcone.

by Kateluu November 13, 2021

Grapefruit technique

When you have a grapefruit and you cut it into thirds, then proceed to cut a hole in the middle of it. After procede to suck your man's d*ck and get it hard. Then rub the grapefruit up and down. Remember grapefruit is a fat burner so you lose weight while sucking d*ck.

Bobby"you should tell your GF to use the grapefruit technique on you."
Tim""what is it?"
Bobby"look it up c;"

by Bobby 2.2 February 28, 2018

Grap on my tired

Internet message board member "Chinaman" first used this expression to explain grip on his tire... however, the term evolved and now is used to make fun of unsuspecting n00bs that can't speak English properly.

N00b: "I can't wont go"
Member: "Grap on my tired!"

by brucelee May 13, 2005

grape slide

A moronic hazing ritual that requires new pledges of a fraternity to slide naked down a hallway on all fours with a grape positioned firmly inside the anus. If the grape falls out before the end of the hallway is reached, the pledge must eat it. Also see toilet surfing.

Earl tasted his own shit after the grape fell from his asshole during the grape slide.

by Robb H. July 6, 2006

Grape Turd

A piece of feces that is shaped like a grape and is a similar size. Similar to goat turds.

I went to a port-a-potty at the race to take a piss. There was a handful of grape turds in the bottom, but I pissed on them and busted'em up.

by chork November 29, 2005