When a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. Often, the gopher can be observed standing in the middle of the store, yapping on a cell phone with the person who subsequently sent them. Screaming out a variety of sizes, colours, and prices.
"That customer doesn't seem to know what she wants."
"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."
"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."
by D. Gould February 28, 2006
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1. The usual post-Sunday Chinese buffet dinner rimjob got especially melt-in-my-mouth when my wife gopher trapped me after I suggested mid-stroke that the Chinese buffet doesn't exactly help her lose her obstructive gunt.
2. Whilst the gopher hath trespass thy sullyhole with the rounded lickalack, thou shalt commence the dreaded gopher trap, whereby thou ensnareth the detestable gopher with thy clench, and exact a most grievous and terrible revenge; the earthly emission hath made its way downward the gullet, and added to or failing entry, the maw shalt mirror thy muddy sullyhole.
3. I would totally come to the rave tonight, but my mom caught me stealing from her purse and gopher trapped me, ruining the candy I was flipping.
2. Whilst the gopher hath trespass thy sullyhole with the rounded lickalack, thou shalt commence the dreaded gopher trap, whereby thou ensnareth the detestable gopher with thy clench, and exact a most grievous and terrible revenge; the earthly emission hath made its way downward the gullet, and added to or failing entry, the maw shalt mirror thy muddy sullyhole.
3. I would totally come to the rave tonight, but my mom caught me stealing from her purse and gopher trapped me, ruining the candy I was flipping.
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