Google

An all- knowing/omniscient being that lives in the cloud and acts as the clouds gatekeeper. You can ask anything, and Google will answer. Just make sure you start your prayers with the words "Ok Google".

Person A: Google knows everything about you, and loves you, and wants to build a personal relationship with you.

Person B: Google just wants your money.

by BrotherofJohnDoe June 15, 2018

Google

A liberal shit hole site and company

Democrats and liberals jerkoff to Google

by Lindsay Iadeluca October 29, 2021

Google

A search engine that says you have cancer if you search up why I have a headache

Bob: *Uses Google to search up why he has a headache*
Google: *Says he has cancer and diabetes*
Bob: "WTF"

by ItsUnsaid September 2, 2022

Google

You dumbass you don't know what google is? Bish, you just used it to search urban dictionary you crusty musty yellow busty crap.

Dumbass: hey what's google

Friend: you dumbass, no wonder why you searched this up

by datmyhomie October 14, 2020

Google

A “pick me” girl that doesn’t know the struggles of stuttering.

Google needs to stfu.

by pleasecallmedashing February 24, 2021

Google

A group of retarded bitches composed of the worst people on Earth. From unethical labor to privacy infringement to monopoly to unauthorized data collection, this evil organization excels at everything like these mentioned above.
Expel Google from your life!

A: Google Chrome is convenient, isn't it? I just linked my credit card, phone number, ID card and drivers' license to Google!
B: * pulls gun * omae wa mou shindeiru

by rusted-iron-oxide August 4, 2022

googling

when one esp. a male ejaculates into his hand and then profusely rubs his face with his own semen or signifigant other

i started googling myself when my girlfriend dumped me

by Drakethacrusty March 26, 2009