by @kilocakesole January 30, 2024
Get the gooeiesmug. The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
by RippedA January 5, 2014
Get the gooey ear fumblemug. When you bust in a teeth less woman's mouth whilst she is sucking you off, and instead of stopping she proceeds to suck you for a longer period of time, while rubbing her gums against your cock.
I was at that one bar drinking with some friends, when I suddenly spotted this one beautiful woman. I proceeded to take her into the bar's bathroom where she gave me some good gooey chewy: When you bust in a teeth less woman's mouth whilst she is sucking you off, and instead of stopping she proceeds to suck you for a longer period of time, while rubbing her gums against your cock.
by joefalcone2021 May 26, 2025
Get the Gooey chewymug. by Dicephalon January 31, 2021
Get the Tru-ey gooeymug. After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack
by juliaholton December 9, 2020
Get the Gooey spongemug. 
Cheery woman who happily bakes cinnamon rolls while kids cheat, cry, and generally torture their care-takers on their way to King Kandy's Castle. It is alleged that Ms. Gooey was having a decades-long affair with Gloppy on Chocolate Mountain... which it is believed ultimately led to Gramma Nutt's sudden disappearance from Chocolate Mountain in late 2009.
Lily's mom thought Grandma Gooey's specialty was a truffle rather than a cinnamon roll, but Lily's mom went to ISU so it is most likely Lily is correct in this important matter.
by CandyFarmLand November 30, 2022
Get the Grandma Gooeymug.