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gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"
by RippedA January 5, 2014
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Gooey chewy

When you bust in a teeth less woman's mouth whilst she is sucking you off, and instead of stopping she proceeds to suck you for a longer period of time, while rubbing her gums against your cock.
I was at that one bar drinking with some friends, when I suddenly spotted this one beautiful woman. I proceeded to take her into the bar's bathroom where she gave me some good gooey chewy: When you bust in a teeth less woman's mouth whilst she is sucking you off, and instead of stopping she proceeds to suck you for a longer period of time, while rubbing her gums against your cock.
by joefalcone2021 May 26, 2025
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Tru-ey gooey

Masturbating in the shower until you ejaculate into the drain
Optimus: Need me a tru-ey gooey.
by Dicephalon January 31, 2021
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Gooey sponge

After you take you morning shit you take a sponge dip it in the poop water and squeeze the remains into you fiends backpack
“OMG I opened my backpack and got a HUGE whiff of poop, I guess I got gooey sponged
by juliaholton December 9, 2020
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gooey panties

when your panties are drenched in you or your lover's cum and form a "goo"
I was doing the laundry, and found a pair of gooey panties. What a night last night was!
by Bootyhole101 October 12, 2016
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Gooey Donuts

Yesterday I stuffed my gooey donuts into my bf's mouth
by HardAF August 13, 2015
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Gooey chewy

When a woman with no teeth is sucking you off and you bust in her mouth, only instead of her stopping she instead continues to suck you off, whilst rubbing her gums on your cock
I was at the bar yesterday when I saw this beautiful woman whom had no teeth, I proceeded to take her to the bathroom and shortly after she gave me some crazy "Gooey chewy." Iykwim
by joefalcone2021 May 26, 2025
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