morning goblin

When an ugly girl, who wears a ton of makeup in order to look attractive, wakes up in the morning she is said to be a morning goblin. The makeup invariably rubs off during the night or is otherwise removed, revealing the girls 'true' appearance.

Dude, that chick you hooked up with last night was a total morning goblin!

by Jethro Tull October 9, 2007

Penis Goblin

A diminutive imp-like being of supposed British/Saxon origin. It is believed to attack the male genetalia of a target after being set out upon a curse. It tends to castrate it's victims and remove their genetalia much like an evil tooth-fairy. Can be found in the homes of many people who have gained them through misdeeds against Computer Geniuses and/or Message Board Members.

You, sir, are a Penis Goblin.

by Morphine Child January 20, 2004

Cock Goblin

A small street hooker, normally under 5 foot 1 inch, who has uncanny ability to magnetize cocks around her all times. Characterized by stubby fingers, big head, whorish clothing, and occasionly a greenish tint that may be reaveled when make up wears off when having sex in the shower.

I can't believe you let the cock goblin eat your ass hole Alex.

by Josh Packer November 3, 2008

gosling

(v) To fall or be in love with a vtuber

If she doesn't stop being so cute, I'm gonna gosling

by laurelthrone0902 October 15, 2021

Ryan Gosling-Lookin-Ass-Nigga

Sexy, Good looking, A dude who dresses really nice and also look very handsome just like Ryan Gosling

"Dude look at that Ryan Gosling-Lookin-Ass-Nigga"

"Bro you look fly as fuck like a Ryan Gosling-Looking-Ass-Nigga"

by the321boy January 15, 2013

goblin porn

the name given to the random pages of porn you find in the wood, park etc.

guy1

"man theres goblin porn in the woods"
guy2
"i m on my way..."

by bradman491 May 5, 2009

SARM Goblin

A SARM Goblin is someone who uses sarms a lot and makes gains. They build muscle from SARMs. They don't use steroids because that would be Steroid Goblin or Roid Muncher and they don't cycle SARMs with steroids because that would be SARMroid Goblin. SARM Goblins may also be on stimulants such as Propylhexedrine, Blue Speed (Ethylamphetamine), Caffeine, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel).

Tony: I tried Andarine, RAD-140, Arecoline Hydrobromide (ArcoFuel), and Cardarine and I gained twice the stamina and way more strength and gained 50lbs of muscle.

Cassandra: Oh Tony! You're so cool!

Tony: I am the SARM Goblin!

by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023