God

An amazing divine reality who loves all mankind more than one can ever know until they reach his kingdom. He listens to our prayers and works miracles through chosen ones on earth.

I pray to God for all of those people who have posted heresies about Him on this website.

by Bburke July 4, 2006

God

1.the one who is called "I am"
2.creator of the universe
3.heavenly father of jesus christ

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

God

Someones imaginary friend in the sky.

That Cristian guy keeps talking to his imaginary friend in the sky! He said his name was God!

by Muso August 3, 2007

God

You're going to Hell for looking this up.

John:I just looked up God on UrbanDictionary!!!
God: Damn, I must be pretty famous!

by Not Atheist May 7, 2010

God

An invisible man, who lives up in the sky, watches everything you do, every second of every minute of every hour of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do, and if you do any of those 10 things, he will send you to a special place where there is fire, torture, suffering, for you to suffer, scream, wail, cry, for all eternity, forever and ever, until time ends.

But he loves you.

We call him god.

by Mr. George Carlin November 12, 2011

God

Some dude who created heaven and earth and says he loves you and some other stuff but is mostly known for the leading cause of douchebags on the internet.

Guy: Oh my God, who touched Sasha!!??

Hardcore atheist: ZOMG!!111!!! WHY THE F*** DID YOU CAPTILIZE GOD? HES LIKE NOT REAL AND STUFF AND FAIRY PRINCESS MAGIC DUST STUPID AND DISPROVED MANY TIMES AND HES A FAIRY TALE BEACAUSE HES NOT REAL GTFO RELGIOUS FAG!!!

Guy:...........douchebag.

by mariowars July 1, 2009

God

The Creator of it all. The One who made the whole enchalada we call the Universe. One whose Name is disgraced and used by fanatics, false prophets, and politicians. God has many names in every language.

God loves all His children. He hates sin but he loves everyone. So all you people who think "God hates fags", or hates "infidels" or non-Christians or any other type of people - put that in your pipe and smoke it. God created all of us, He loves all of us.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 1, 2008