Gary Glitter

A name given to a certain person at reading festival 2008, when one sleeps with a girl who looks like shes 12, in the game of man points. After festival that person is referd to as Gary.

Ben: See that bird i pooned last night?
Pete: Yeh man, wasnt she about 12 tho?
Ben: Err.... No 16!
Pete: Looked like she was 12 Gary Glitter!

by Overell1338 October 30, 2008

Glitter Gulch

The term used for when mooning someone while at the same time shitting. The sparkling sensation in the light makes the fresh fecal matter sparkle. Hence Glitter Gulch

Handy Jesus got to see Makeshift Villains Glitter Gulch, it Fuckin' Sparkled!

by Stickman Straw www.mobarksclub.com December 23, 2004

ass glitter

The sparkles left on your face from a brisk and expensive night at your local strip club. Such sparkles cannot be removed by your average soap or shower! Ass Glitter may also contain a cotton candy scent.

Damn Jonny your covered in Ass Glitter from the strip club last night! Your wife is so gonna kick your ass!

by Dr. Bohan September 23, 2008

Glitter Shitter

Gay, or someone of a homosexual nature.

Mate who says something really gay.

'See that guy, he's a right Glitter Shitter.'

'Hes so gay he shits glitter'

by Gary Gliiter October 16, 2011

Glitter Helmut

First, inconspicuously dunk your teabag into a bowl of fresh glitter; next, drag your sparkling alligator skin bag from the left temple across the forehead, finishing at the right temple

He was out cold, so we all took turns applying a fresh glitter helmut

by Big D-Newport February 18, 2020

Glitter Puff

"Glitter Puff"

The pre dusting of his/her's bum hole with glitter or other similar shiny particles before letting out a flatulent puff in excitement.
(Often done on a partners nose)

She bent over spreading her cheeks and pushed her newly decorated shiny arsehole towards my face and let out the most glorious 'glitter puff' right in my mouth!

by DFBHM January 10, 2023

Queef Glitter

The substance that comes out of a fabulous woman when she pushes air out of her vagina usually in the form of glitter and sparkles.

Ellis got very excited whilst going out to buy Pringles and so when she got to the shop, her Queef Glitter got all over the floor.

by nimajneb69 May 20, 2015