guru

somebody who is supposed to be an expert on something.

Why do you read advice columns, horoscopes and whatever the fashion gurus and motivational speakers say? You don't need these gurus to govern your life or your point of view. Just be yourself. What do you see? Just be nobody but YOU.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 9, 2007

forum guru

A fascist dictator who edits or deletes messages for his own amusement.

*Message edited by Hudson Hawk*

by Cat October 17, 2003

Guru Charan

Intellectual of Telugu Twitter , famous for E= mc^2 definition.
Well known as Gurupedia

Hey you have great memory , are you Guru Charan ?

by Kalyan June 15, 2018

gurupee

One who is obsessed with and follows gurus. Formed from a combination of the words 'guru' and 'groupee'.

She's trying to find herself by constantly chasing after this guru or that guru, A real gurupee!

by jindan March 7, 2009

gurupie

One who is obsessed with and follows gurus. Formed from a combination of the words 'guru' and 'groupie'.

She's trying to find herself by constantly chasing after this guru or that guru, A real gurupie!

by jindan March 10, 2009

Guru of Greatness

synonym for "Shaman of Sexy"; describes a person who is both amazingly hot & sexy and overwhelmingly cool & fascinating

Wow! He's a real Guru of Greatness!

Last night he proved that he's a Guru of Greatness...

by NGreyHam March 23, 2010

gurumootai

A Gurumootai is normally a person who wears a turban (typically sikhs in India) or in other words has a sack in his head and has a penchant for being a dumbass.

Gurumootai can also mean,One who's level of intelligence is comparable to that of their own ass.

Person 1: Please pick up the garbage

Person 2: nah il do it later

Person 3: your such a gurumootai

Maybe if you weren't such a gurumootai, people wouldn't kick you.

Shut up Monsieur gurumootai !

Ohhh Mary stop being such a Gurumootai

by Vinayak Vaswini November 23, 2011