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Garrett Sober

A baseline sobriety when an individual is only drinking alcohol and smoking weed. Nothing more, nothing less.
Bro I’ve been Garrett sober for three months. No more hard shit for me. I’ll still party and stuff though.
by Beanz.or.beano September 2, 2022
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garretts funny animal game is the best mod ever
by cmpisdabest October 22, 2023
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Mason Garrett

The man, the myth, the legend. Mason Garrett is the man among men. A goon among all the goons. He’s been hittin phatty rips since he emerged from the womb. He has yet to find his boo gram.
On this memorial day, we honor those who served, so thank you, Mason Garrett

“Aye where my boo gram at?” - Mason Garrett
by mason garrett’s son December 3, 2019
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such a fag bag n a fucking loser has such a gorgeous girlfriend who is thick as fuck how he got her? we dont know
wow garretts gf is hot
by urmom905 December 7, 2019
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Quarter Black Garrett

A Type of man bun that is worn without the concern for other, therefore it is above reproach. Similar to Gandalf in the Lord of the rings & often hidden by a beanie or other headwear.
That dude is rocking the Quarter Black Garrett Hair style
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Garrett

A yeehaw with a tiny peen
Man that garrett fellow is a yeehaw with a tiny pp
by lilBEEF6969 April 13, 2019
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Garrett

Is very protective about not only his friends and girlfriend but his family! You will get lost in his big brown eyes! sorta athletic per say! Loves not only memes but DANK memes! Worships god to no extent.
Garrett has a very good heart
by WubbleBubble321 February 3, 2017
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