German Pretzel Press

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.

Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press

Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

German armpits

Contrary to popular belief, the wide majority of German women DOES shave under their armpits.

"Oh, look at her German armpits!" - "They're not German. They're French."

by minionofher July 29, 2008

German Knuckle Cake

Fisting with a vengance. Giving the anal blitzkrieg.

Chris loves to get a German Knuckle Cake for his birthday!

by Big_Daddy_Shame_Train April 19, 2006

germanish

A pretend language comprised of poorly pronounced or spelt German by a native English speaker. The word can be either thought of as partly german (hense the -ish) or a mixture between German and English (German-English with "engl" removed). Common attempted german words include sehr, grob (instead of groß) and anything you might expect to have learnt in a year at school.

Person1: Ish bin sehr grob. Mein kat izt grob. Ich kan nisht spreken doitsh...
Person2: That's not german, thats germanish.

by teemee123 May 27, 2015

german turtle

To engage in a long term relationship with someone while never intending to propose, despite the other partners obvious desire for marriage.

I know she wants to get married someday, but I am totally going to German Turtle her.

by Dangeroo December 2, 2015

german refrigerator

When an ice cube is inserted into the human anus then is launched through flatulince into a mates mouth.

Honey do you want a Dutch over? No, but I've got a German refrigerator ready for you!

by The fridge is cold September 3, 2016

German Firehose

When a man takes his penis and shoves it in his ass and urinates.

My nephew went to Germany and learned how to pee in his own butt. He said he had “firehole” from too many schnitzels and had to extinguish it by performing the “German Firehose”. Yummy mommy.

by Ronald The Second July 29, 2018