Garden Beige

1. When you get shampoo or soap in your but crack while taking a shower and it dosnt get rinsed out befor the shower is over. over the course of the day it will turn into a sticky slime known as Garden Beige
2. when you go poo and dont whipe good enough and some residue is left behinde and after a couple minits it starts to burn or become irritated and you have to go whipe again. (this is another form of garden beige)

man i didnt rinse off good enough in the shower, now i got bad garden beige, im going to have to stop by the restroom and whipe!

by 815kush August 31, 2010

gardant fruit

soft beverage composed of:
1/2 bacardi
1/2 jack daniel's
1/2 vodka
1/2 coca-cola

martin: passssssssss-moi donc un peu d'gardant fruit l'ami!

by fucko May 19, 2005

gardenape

From the greek origin garden and latin ape...a gardenape is a yardape that is not cool enough or good enough to be called an actually yardape that especially enjoy bolfing

Brock: Ray is the biggest gardenape because he cant even bolf right

Matt: Yea I know definitely not cool enough to be a yardape though.

Brock: Yea maybe if he could bolf right, steal red wagons, or ride them along the great wall at great speeds.

Matt: Yea that mangina hes got is also stopping him from becoming yardape quality because that wouldnt fit the definition of yardape subsection f.

by StayGoldenPonyBoy May 4, 2009

garden guilt

The guilt one feels about doing, or not doing work in his or her garden on a beautiful day.

My wife feels garden guilt when she is inside on a beautiful day and wants to be working in her flower garden.
My wife also feels garden guilt after she has enjoyed time working in her flower garden, but realizes she has put off doing other things.

by drhominidae April 11, 2010

Garden Glove

Garden glove (noun) - the dirty, crusty sock under ffxiv player-Iris Xi's bed, used to fap only when succumbing to the darkness of the edgelord. Also known as the pity fap.

I was a healer in feast and I tried to zip zop but my zoobity didn't bop... Time to bust out the ol' garden glove and have me a pity fap.

by casperino August 6, 2016

old garden hose

a flacid old mans dick

he was limp, like the old garden hose

by brandonjoobies January 14, 2008

Ramona Gardens

Ramona Gardens is a public housing development in the Boyle Heights neighborhood of Los Angeles, California, USA. It is operated by the Housing Authority of the City of Los Angeles. Currently and historically Latino, it is also the home of the notorious Big Hazard gang, connected to the Mexican Mafia, and has been the center of the illegal drug market in all of Southern California. Big Hazard has been operating Ramona Gardens since the early 1940s and are responsible for countless murders and crimes in and out of the housing projects. Big Hazard is one of the oldest and most notorious gangs in Southern California. Big Hazard was also featured in the Edward James Olmos film American Me. Three consultants on this film were later murdered because of the depiction of a homosexual rape scene which offended the Mexican Mafia's internal code of "ethics."The first killing occurred 12 days after the movie's premiere when one of the film's consultants Charles "Charlie Brown" Manriquez, who was a member of La Eme, was slain in Ramona Gardens, L.A.'s oldest public housing project. Another well-known person of East Los Angeles and paid consultant to the film, 49 year old grandmother Ana Lizarraga commonly known as "The Gang Lady", was murdered when she was gunned down in her driveway unloading groceries. A federal indictment accused La Eme of ordering the 1992 murder of Ana Lizarraga.

Ramona Gardens

by BeAche November 11, 2013