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Garlic Double Steak Burger

Literally the greatest fast food invention known to man. A juicy fat friendly god amplified specimen of meat slapped on a bun.
I was hungry, so I decided to go to Steak n Shake and get a Garlic Double Steak Burger, with extra fries.
by Phil "Hot Dog" Kessel June 13, 2019
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Garlic string

It’s used during a festive season as a mistletoe like object for people to kiss under
The garlic string hung high between the two love birds
by Professor suck my peen January 25, 2020
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Garlic Jim

A sex move involving garlic, a ladder, and a pvc pipe.

Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.

Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Guy 1: Ever hear the legend of Garlic Jim?
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
by Garlic Jim February 29, 2020
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Garlic person

Do you know John? Yeah he is such a garlic person!
by Bert457 August 12, 2020
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Garlic head

Rubbing ones face with garlic before proceeding to give dome
She gave me garlic head and that shit smelled strong
by Anonymous16289302716930 October 10, 2020
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Garlic knotting

When two men align themselves in such a way that they both can penetrate each other buttholes with their wieners. Performing the act of love.
Travis and Charlie tried garlic knotting for the first time Saturday night and loved it!
by Chestergreenburg December 8, 2020
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Garlic Nan

by 5-inch tall club January 17, 2021
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