Javier Garcia

The main character in the walking dead: a new frontier, a bad game, Javier is a bland character

Javier Garcia was kinda lame tbh

by ITS GOT PIG NOISES?! July 13, 2018

Sam Garcia

Defined by Hollywood's elite by Cheese. See US Weekly's November 2003 issue for a quote by Julia Roberts backing this example.

No thanks, I'm SAM GARCIA intolerant...so I can't eat dairy

by big fat amy December 25, 2010

Edgar Garcia

A boi into failed dry humor and loves unnecessary edginess and unfunny offensive shock humor. Likes memes and has a jew kraut nose, pale skin, receding hairline, and breathing problems. Uses discord a concerning amount and probably eats cereal full of dead baby skulls and earlobes for breakfast. Is eternally a virgin and plays pubg mobile.

Edgar Garcia is so god damn gay, man!

by Bampler Shumplerdinkler November 13, 2018

Cherry Garcia

When a girl is straddling a guy's face before he eats her out, but instead she shits on his face. Then, as he sits up to yell at her, she punches him in the nose. The mixture of blood and fecal matter resembles the Ben & Jerry's ice cream Cherry Garcia

Delicious.

Ian: "Sam why are you covered in shit and blood?"
Sam: "Kendra gave me a Cherry Garcia."

by Janet O'Malley July 2, 2007

erin garcia

an spanish irish something that will only eat burger king foot lettuce. They also accept taco bell piss nachos. These only except pinche putos and are good to kick. (They also get triggered easily so choose ur words carefully.

"Cabron! I said to bring home an Erin Garcia!"

by Hulloitsalyssa May 11, 2018

fabrizio garcia

Awsome guy sometimes is profesional asshole but he can be very chill he is smooth with the ladys but is sensitive gets in his feelings alot and has a large or average penis size, and was practacaly born to be a pothead.

Are u the original fabrizio garcia bro.

by daniela 84 May 2, 2018

lisa garcia

Can't put a definition on limited edition

Lisa Garcia is not a dime a dozen

by MommasG January 14, 2017