organic mushroom gardening

So this guy texted omg when I told her that I'm pregnant even though I'm a guy and liek I have no idea what omg means so I went to Google to search for what it meant and it means Organic Mushroom Gardening so yeah if you're gonna be pregnant soon and you don't know what omg means then here you go.

Humanoid 1: Dude you are like so pregnant right now!
Humanoid 3: Hey who ate Humanoid 2?
Humanoid 2: bEcAusE 7 aTe 9!
Humanoid 7: ORGANIC MUSHROOM GARDENING!!!

by Akoof May 16, 2019

gathering firewood

Benign, but generally useless.

"Merry and Pippin are all-right fellows, but they do little more than gathering firewood."

by Theropod March 10, 2004

Magic: The Gathering

A game by nerds for nerds.

I like to play Magic: The Gathering because I am a nerd.

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

gnar gardening

Verb. The act of building rather extreme mountain bike trails with stunts, jumps, ladders, bridges, etc. Promotes a feeling of peace similarly found in Zen garderning.

I spent all day gnar gardening on Jim's Trail that I totally forgot the time. Wanna shred it later?

by The Sad Mechanic February 3, 2009

Gavering

A collection of "gavins" in one given area

"Did you hear about the huge gavering down by the park?"

by Winnie teh Pooh November 29, 2012

kinder gardening

fertilizing your plants with dead children

ya my yard looks great because of all that kinder gardening i did

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Piano Gathering

The event that takes place when a group of musicians find a piano at a school or house, suddenly or gradually "gathering" around the instrument. The result is each piano player showcsing their talents by playing their best piece(s), while the others watch and wait for their turn. Sometimes pushing and overthrowing of control for the piano takes play. Happens mostly around Asians.

For some "Piano Gatherers", who use the internet to learn the music, one song over and over in each gathering, maybe for years.

My plans with my friends were almost crushed when Josh started a Piano Gathering at my house, lasting for almost half an hour.

Every time we have a Piano Gathering, Tim always pushes to the front and plays the Beethoven Song he learned 5 years ago.

by The Person from the Country August 4, 2011