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gummy gonads

n. A derogatory term for a cowardly man without courage, confidence, etc.

The opposite of balls of steel.
Person 1: Did you ask her out?

Person 2: No, I was shy.

Person 1: You need to grow a pair, dude. You got some gummy gonads.
by raingull December 3, 2020
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Cum gummy

A cum gummy comes from the thick, gelatin-like sticky lumps that are occasionally present in a man’s ejaculate. The thick jelly like substance will congeal after being ejaculated on to the skin or hair of a woman’s body leaving a cum gummy. A cum gummy is thick enough for just two fingers to remove the cum gummy from the skin. It is stretchy and extremely sticky and will stick to both fingers as you pull the fingers apart and move them back together again. The texture is very similar to a half eaten gummy bear that a small child has been playing with for some time on a hot summer day.
Man, I made the mistake of going down on my girl after I jizzed all over her bush, next thing I knew I found myself eating my own cum gummy!
by Whippedmamasboy January 27, 2021
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Gummy Dog

A dog with big gums.
by Maxwell 273747 November 25, 2021
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gummy bee

Gummy Bee is an event bee from the game "Bee Swarm Simulator" on ROBLOX. It is obtainable near the 20 bee area / ant challenge area on a ledge. You can combine 2500 gumdrop to claim this event bee.

Covers flowers in goo to grant you bonus honey! This bee does not have a favorite treat, and the only way to make it gifted is by feeding it a star treat or gingerbread bears.

Stats · Collects 10 pollen in 4 seconds. · Makes 700 honey in 4 seconds. · +150% energy, +620 convert amount, +2 attack.

Gifted Hive Bonus: +5% Honey Per Pollen, Enhanced "Glob". Abilities.

Gummy Bee likes the Pineapple Patch, Mountain Top Field, and the Stump Field.
Dude! I just obtained gummy bee for 2500 gumdrops!
by Aiden Guy December 2, 2021
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Gummy Bears

Gummy Bears are the root of all evil. They have slowly succeeded in their attempts to take over the goverment as they have made school hours longer and made education compulsory till age 18. Virtually indestructable, Gummy Bears will rule the world.
Biting off heads, running over with cars and jamming them in draws do not work. Gummy Bears can break freezers too!
by Steph&Chels October 18, 2008
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Gummy mummy

Very similar to a Yummy mummy. ie a sexually attractive mother who looks after herself and her appearance.

There is, though, an important distinction. Gummy mummies are beautiful and attractive until they open their mouths. They have serious gum problems, normally caused by previous crack or meth addiction.
John: Wow, look at Tina's mum, she's a yummy mummy !!

Shaun: Who ? Shazza ? have you seen her when she opens her gob ? I'd say she's more like a gummy mummy.

coined the term
by JustJayne November 19, 2010
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gummy rub

A 'gummy rub' is when a (usually old) lady or gentleman removes his or her false teeth and gives a (usually younger) gentleman oral pleasure.
This phrase could idealy be used in the following situations -
'What did you get up to last night Charles?'
'ah, not much - me old land lady came round and gave me a gummy rub... not bad for a pensioner!'
Or -
'alright luv, fancy giving me a gummy rub?'
or -
'I gave this youngster a 'gummy rub' last night but he was really small, not really worth it!'
by PinkNicky June 5, 2007
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