glove square

5 pointed love triangle
Glove Square

Lewis loves Connie but Connie loves Richard and Richard loves Trudy and Trudy loves Sophie and Sophie loves Lewis
by Davehi July 24, 2015
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Butcher’s Glove

The Butcher’s glove is a sexual act performed by only the most daring Individuals. First, a female must insert her balled fist into her asshole, palm facing updwars. Once inserted, she must open her grasp. Then, a male inserts his penis into the woman’s vagina. The woman proceeds to grab the cock from within her own asshole, and stroke it vigorously. Causing great pleasure to both parties.
“ You wouldn’t believe what I saw last night in some raunchy new porno I was watching, this dude got himself a Butcher’s Glove!! “

“ Sally suffered an anal implosion after wrongly executing a Butcher’s Glove “
by Sad Sally February 01, 2021
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Sneaky Glove

When someone (especially an unsuspecting friend) asks to borrow a pair of gloves you cum inside the gloves before handing them over and watch and wait for their disgust. This works particularly well at ice skating.
Did he just ask you for spare gloves?
Yeah, I'm gonna sneaky glove him!
Dude, that is gonna be joke.
by SlinkyWinky November 10, 2017
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jamming glove

masturbating -- giving oneself manual pleasure (male or female)
*knock knock* Can I come in? You're not jamming glove in there, are you?
by darfle675 April 23, 2013
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baseball glove

When a girl eats a man’s (or other) asshole, and the receiver clenches their ass cheeks a few times as if they are grabbing their partner’s head like a baseball.
Gary gave me a baseball glove last night. I thought I was going to suffocate!
by captaincrunk November 02, 2019
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crusty glove

A sock previously used for masturbationthat is now hardened from dried cum
Ryan's mom found his crusty glove when she was doing laundry
by Mafrackincrackin September 01, 2015
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iPhone Glove

Gloves with touch capabilities used to answer an iPhone without their removal, unlike normal gloves.
My iPhone gloves allowed me to not miss an important interview callback today.
by rebr7808 September 11, 2010
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