crusty glove

A sock previously used for masturbationthat is now hardened from dried cum

Ryan's mom found his crusty glove when she was doing laundry

by Mafrackincrackin October 15, 2015

iPhone Glove

Gloves with touch capabilities used to answer an iPhone without their removal, unlike normal gloves.

My iPhone gloves allowed me to not miss an important interview callback today.

by rebr7808 September 11, 2010

Walking gloves

Pockets.

Jane: Going out for a Sunday walk? Lucas: Indeed, just as soon as I slip my flesh forks into these fleece-lined walking gloves!

by Extremelybland December 17, 2008

Butcher’s Glove

The Butcher’s glove is a sexual act performed by only the most daring Individuals. First, a female must insert her balled fist into her asshole, palm facing updwars. Once inserted, she must open her grasp. Then, a male inserts his penis into the woman’s vagina. The woman proceeds to grab the cock from within her own asshole, and stroke it vigorously. Causing great pleasure to both parties.

“ You wouldn’t believe what I saw last night in some raunchy new porno I was watching, this dude got himself a Butcher’s Glove!! “

“ Sally suffered an anal implosion after wrongly executing a Butcher’s Glove “

by Sad Sally January 31, 2021

jamming glove

masturbating -- giving oneself manual pleasure (male or female)

*knock knock* Can I come in? You're not jamming glove in there, are you?

by darfle675 April 23, 2013

baseball glove

When a girl eats a man’s (or other) asshole, and the receiver clenches their ass cheeks a few times as if they are grabbing their partner’s head like a baseball.

Gary gave me a baseball glove last night. I thought I was going to suffocate!

by captaincrunk November 2, 2019

Warm Glove

When a female/male partner is giving a hand job to their male partner and the cum produced from the act covers the hand of the person giving the hand job resembling a glove.

Kyle: Hey man! I gave my bitch a warm glove last night in the back of my mom's car!

Chris: *high fives* Yeah man! You must have drenched that bitches hand in cum!!

by shreksmonstercock March 27, 2015