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poster friends

1. Fake friends - act like they care, they don't.
You might have some stuff in common and talk them, but only because there is no one else to talk to. Once someone better comes along you'll leave your poster friends behind because after all, they weren't your friends to begin with.
2. Like a poster, you'll been seen with them in a picture but their not actually there for you when you need them.
3. Someone your seen with but they don't mean anything to you.
"I only eat lunch with my poster friends because I havn't found where I fit in yet."
by Lauren Y November 13, 2005
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let's be friends

Doublespeak for "I don't want to be friends, in fact, it would probobly be best if we never spoke or saw each other ever again"
"Jenny broke up with me and told me she wanted to be friends, but she hasn't answerd my phone calls for the last month"
by GeoffreyG September 13, 2005
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National slap your friends day

National slap your friends day is on the 4th of November. But you cannot slap friends whose name starts with M,A or C.
Hey Olivia, it’s national slap your friends day !!SLAPP!!
by Smokies November 3, 2020
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Lunch box Friends

A Melanie Martinez song signifying friends who stay besties with you for either gossip, bullshit or random ass stuff that doesn’t mean they’re a true friend.
I don’t want no lunch box friends...nooo.
by Huge Melanie Martinez fan October 29, 2019
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friendship gods

us girls sticking together
when you've been out with a person to many times and you've passed normal levels of friendshipness.
by friendship god May 3, 2009
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Friendsick

When you really miss your friends from camp but you have to leave and not see them for an entire year and you get really sad cuz u miss them.
My friends always march to the beet with me and yell like hell but now they’re gone. I’m so friendsick.
by GUCIkid July 14, 2018
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Friendship Pirate

Someone who steals friends through deceit, spreading rumours, and false charm.
Damn, did you hear of Clyde stealing all of Aaron's friends 1 by 1? He's a total friendship pirate.
by France Shippe Pierrade August 30, 2020
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