fucking the dog in the ass

A person who just can't get his shit together and seems to fuck up everything he or she can their hands on. The only thing they are good at is fucking the dog in the ass.

Russ was such a moron at work, all he was good for was FUCKING THE DOG IN THE ASS.

by moosehead7 August 9, 2006

Fuck-Ass-Koala

n.fuk ass ko-ah-lah A term used to describe a fucking koala bear who talks shit.

Ex1: person1)Look at that shmoe over yander.
person2) Yeah, he's a fuck-ass-koala.

Ex2: Pat: your a Uteran Wall McGraw!
Duker: dude, your a fuck-ass-koala

by Pattheog May 27, 2008

fuck ass bob

a fuck ass bob is a a specific prototype of bob , a fuck ass bob is not just any bob .

fuck ass bobs are typed as bobs that:
- are at / near / above chin length

- have NO bangs (for a fuck ass bob to have bangs they MUST be blunt cut and above the eyebrows)
- blunt cut

“omg was that actually kat in the video ?”
“obviously , she’s the only one with that fuck ass bob .”

by Cassie Howard August 18, 2023

Fucked ass up

The next level beyond being fucked up.

I don’t know how I woke up naked in my ex girlfriends bed, I must have been fucked ass up.

by RockyTop931 October 16, 2019

Fuck Ass Bob

According to fab scholars via tiktok the definition and look of a Fuck Ass Bob is this:
-Must be chin length

- Forehead MUST be exposed

- Blunt cut all the way around (no layers, or undercuts)

"You talk so much, with this fuck ass bob

"Taylor swift's bob has bangs, therefore it does not qualify as a fuck ass bob.

by blackcatbandit69 August 22, 2023

And then i fucked her up the ass

What you say when you're in the middle of a story and realize no one's listening.

I'm sitting at the dinner table, telling my girlfriends family about how we met. As I'm getting to the funny part, i realize no one's listening, so i abruptly finish with "and then i fucked her up the ass!"

by goodlord! November 24, 2015

Fuck-ass shit

Something that is ridiculous or out-of-pocket.

Wow, she’s a nice girl but she does a lot of fuck-ass shit.

by Matchaburger February 23, 2019