fuckalotapuss

A rare breed of dinosaur found mostly in bars and night clubs. This animal drinks only beer, and it calls members of the opposite sex "My bitches and hoes." The fuckalotapuss is an unevolved form of the North American Porch Monkey.

"Yo, my nigga, you such a fuckalotapuss!"
"Yea, son, but you see that lickalotapuss over there? She bangin'!"
"I wonder if she'd give me a blumpkin."

by chrishat February 24, 2008

Fuckables

A handful of friends, usually a guys girl friends, not committed by girlfriend or marrital status the he can fuck when needed.

Those bitches over there are my fuckables, but these ones are just friends.

by XXXGspotter July 12, 2009

Fuckalockagus

A person who is very gay and clingy

Big bird and Snuffy

Big bird: Hey snuff I missed you fuckalockagus
Snuffy: I missed you too I love to jack my meat until it spews intestines and milk so I can't save third world countries and see when God comes down on his pink dragon and give us water through our veins.
Big bird: Rly.
Snuff: No nigga, who the fuck you think it is!?

by JesusChrist Nigga August 1, 2011

Fuck all

British term used to define absolutely nothing.

You did Fuck all the last day, what do you expect?

by Sasaramasa January 23, 2019

fuck-all attitude

Showing a lack of care for anything to a very unpleasing degree.

Tony was let go by his employer because of his poor work ethic and fuck-all attitude.

by Hex Omega January 8, 2021

Fuckalitus

1) When you don't want to believe your significant other is a whore. You must convince yourself and others that they can't help themselves because they've contracted "FUCKALITUS". A disease that makes people unable to keep their dick in their pants or their panties on. And hope they fall for it.
2) A name to describe why someone has so many sexual partners.

Mark-That girl cannot keep her legs together whenever she hits the clubs. She fucks dudes in the bathroom stalls, the parking lot, when ever and where ever she can!
Chance- Yeah but she can't help herself. She got "FUCKALITUS" bigtime

by G.D. Daddy February 4, 2021

Cosmic Fuck-All

A sequence of cataclysmic events that play themselves out in a completely random manner, yet at the same time in complete synchronicity with one another. Its a culmination of sin and deception that gathers itself in a group and enters into the light for the whole world to see. It’s basically God drawing a perfect karmic circle around a person or group of people who have severely lacked in faith & honesty, and it usually ends in disaster for the participants unless they ask God for forgiveness. Basically the longest-running cosmic joke of all time.

“It’s Virgo season. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you too. Wow, what a cosmic fuck-all.”

by trikki September 14, 2018