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freshist 

Where a person acts in a discriminatory manner towards a Freshie, as in, a Fresh off the Banana Boat immigrant.
yo Pav you freshist why you only paying that Freshie £5 a week?!
freshist by PanicPav March 27, 2014

Faggot Freshness

A term used to describe a male who rubs deodorant on their asshole/butt region. Homosexual males use this tactic to disguise the smell of excess anal leakage after rough anal sex.
When Timmy bent over to smell his asshole after anal sex, he exclaimed, "WOOWEEE! I need some Faggot Freshness!"
Faggot Freshness by PepeLeSlick October 15, 2011

weed freshener 

Yo that freshman smells like a weed freshener
weed freshener by Creatorofthewf November 13, 2019

air freshener fart 

1) The act of farting to cover up another persons fart.
2) When you smell something so freakishly bad you have to fart to cover up the smell.
3) When someone thinks their farts smell good they let air freshener farts frequently.- see fart sniffer
Person 1: "OMG that's awful!"
Person 2: "That's ok, I've got it covered"
Person 1: "OMG it's even worse now! Did you just let an air freshener fart?"
Person 2: "Yep, lovely isn't it?"
Person 1: "I think the tissue in my lungs is dying! Are those acidic?"
Person 1:
Falls to the ground and is now in a comatose state.
Fresher's week- The introductory week for the first years at the start of an academic year.
fresher by LavaLover February 3, 2005

Fresher's Flu 

An awful illness that prevents freshers (British slang for first-year university students) from attending lectures in the first term.

May result from everyone bringing their coughs and colds from all over the country, and spreading it all about in the Fresher's Fayre and Fresher's Ball, which are always held in areas too small for the number of people trying to squeeze in. Thus resulting in everyone breathing everyone's germs and getting even more sick.

May also be a result of over-alcohol consumption in the first week.
John: Yo, going on the rugby soc pub-crawl tonight?
Tim: Can't, I feel like crap.
John: Must be fresher's flu.
Fresher's Flu by Aliccc March 14, 2010