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Freezing Balls Out

When it is so cold out, it is unbarable.
James: Let's go chill out on your porch for a lil man.

Shawn: Oh hellz no! I got shorts on and its freezing balls out. That's suicide
by Guns1inger2 April 5, 2007
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Freebirding

To extend a normal length song into the 15-20 minute range or make the song more than 1/2 guitar solo and use it to close out a set at a concert.
Hey man are we freebirding this song so we don't have to play 3 other songs?

I was playing a 10 song set list but started freebirding the 5th song and played for an hour!!!
by Roadninja75 August 23, 2015
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freeride

roughAF3 Search it up on YouTube...
Damn... Jordie Lunn is a freeride maniac
by a modded bushplane November 22, 2018
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freekin yar

what women ses out loud with the meaning im happy and im proud.
women gets a strike at bowling alley, "freekin yar"
by ickle bickle smatt March 5, 2008
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tweekie freekie deekie

tweek tweeker twacked twackerjack spundacular shardtard shardlard meth S.T.D.'s methamphetamine meth-a-sketch methanite methnstein methadonia methalated crystal methalicious crystal methodist crystal meth white-trash
When a supuderella gets so spun on meth she wants one cock up her ass, one up her pussy, one in her mouth, one in each hand, and five guys standing around stroking their cocks while she yearns to be sprayed all over her face and body by their cum. Spunderfella is the male fucktard so spun on meth who throws caution to the wind and anxiously awaits his turn to stuff his cock into one of the orifices of this particular spunderella.
Mike: "'Yo Dwayne, did you hear about that party in Clantee last night?"

Dwayne: "'Yo dog, that wasn't a party! That was that tore-back tweekasaurus-rex white trash meth hound DeAnne a.k.a. Spunderella get'in tweekie freekie deekie - gang-banged by 10 twacked out spunderfellas".

Mike: "Ohhh nasty!"

Dwayne: "Straight up G! Stay away from those Santee bitches, they probably all have every God forsaken STD known to man and even have created a new strain that even the finger of God himself cannot cure!"
by The Anrkissed May 6, 2008
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Freebie Guy

An incredibly annoying type of customer who goes into stores, restaurants, movie theaters or other establishments and harasses employees for free things and/or unwarranted discounts on merchandise.

This breed of douchebag will often have his own game-plan, and will have a long, drawn-out diatribe planned ahead of time to try and justify why he "deserves" free or discounted goods/services. (Ex. He will come up with exaggerated or even fabricated complaints, or falsely accuse the store of "gouging prices", and demand "full compensation" in the form of free things.)

If he doesn't get his way, he will often give up and admit defeat, knowing his assholery won't hold up under any real scrutiny. However, he will occasionally demand to speak to a manager, and/or file complaints in an attempt to get employees fired for not giving in to his bitching.

The best way to deal with this a-hole is a swift kick to the nuts. (Although don't do it while you're at work... wait until after you clock out.)
Brad: "Oh god, the Freebie Guy came back yesterday. He demanded $50 in store credit because he says he saw someone washing their hands in the bathroom, and saw them spill some water next to the sink, and he said it was a 'slipping hazard.' I checked, and there wasn't even any water on the floor of the bathroom. "
by TeddyStix December 28, 2014
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Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo.

What you say to someone who is being cheap.

Derives from cheap whores who, instead of buying a dildo, shit into a condom and freeze it in order to use it as a device for masturbating.
Woman: "Honey, I bought some rola-cola from the shop."

Man: "What? You couldn't buy any Coca-Cola? Stop freezing your shit and buy a dildo."
by Team Twat October 25, 2010
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