Foul beast

Callum is the foulest of all beasts and he looks like a foul beast and his mating call sounds like Minecraft sounds. He has teeth like a rabbit 🐇 and kills you with his looks and has every disease ever recorded

The foul beast killed a man

by Hgffhjuy October 24, 2019

Foul Play

It's when you give fellatio to a chicken...

david: "cough, cough, cough*" (while making his dinner)
vanessa: "you alright there dave..?"
david: "yeah, just giving fellatio to a chicken"
vanessa: "oh, umm.. are you telling me your pecking at his pecker?
david: "yep, i'm deep throating the cock's cock!"
vanessa: "guess you would call that...foul play"

by NessaceryAction September 1, 2009

mud foul

An unfortunate occurrence during ass wiping where a finger pokes through the paper, and touches poop.

A mud foul is typically the result of hurried wiping and/or cheap toilet paper.

Due to direct contact, the malodor will linger on the affected area despite repeated washings.

I had to pull over to shit at the gas station, and committed a serious mud foul when my finger poked through that cheap-ass toilet paper. My finger stank for days.

by Skip Bumphrey October 17, 2008

Foul Tipped

The act of having sex with a girl that has a foul odor between her legs, and only able to get the tip of a males penis in her before gagging.

I was going to bang that chick from the club last night but I only foul tipped her, she stunk so bad.

by Obiwan58 March 26, 2013

Foul Ball

Finding out said person is a post operative transexual after oral sex

I rounded third base only to cry foul ball

by Hawt Stuff March 4, 2009

Vowel foul

The state of words containing excessive amounts of vowels. Common in British spellings i.e. Colour

Floccinaucinihilipilification commits a serious Vowel Foul.

by Steven P. McBean March 30, 2009

Foul Ball

When a man inserts one of his testicles into a girls butthole while having intercourse.

I totally have my girlfriend a foul ball last night, and she loved it!

by Kneebuster1 February 1, 2015