Callum is the foulest of all beasts and he looks like a foul beast and his mating call sounds like Minecraft sounds. He has teeth like a rabbit 🐇 and kills you with his looks and has every disease ever recorded
by Hgffhjuy October 24, 2019
david: "cough, cough, cough*" (while making his dinner)
vanessa: "you alright there dave..?"
david: "yeah, just giving fellatio to a chicken"
vanessa: "oh, umm.. are you telling me your pecking at his pecker?
david: "yep, i'm deep throating the cock's cock!"
vanessa: "guess you would call that...foul play"
vanessa: "you alright there dave..?"
david: "yeah, just giving fellatio to a chicken"
vanessa: "oh, umm.. are you telling me your pecking at his pecker?
david: "yep, i'm deep throating the cock's cock!"
vanessa: "guess you would call that...foul play"
by NessaceryAction September 01, 2009
An unfortunate occurrence during ass wiping where a finger pokes through the paper, and touches poop.
A mud foul is typically the result of hurried wiping and/or cheap toilet paper.
Due to direct contact, the malodor will linger on the affected area despite repeated washings.
A mud foul is typically the result of hurried wiping and/or cheap toilet paper.
Due to direct contact, the malodor will linger on the affected area despite repeated washings.
I had to pull over to shit at the gas station, and committed a serious mud foul when my finger poked through that cheap-ass toilet paper. My finger stank for days.
by Skip Bumphrey August 23, 2008
The act of having sex with a girl that has a foul odor between her legs, and only able to get the tip of a males penis in her before gagging.
I was going to bang that chick from the club last night but I only foul tipped her, she stunk so bad.
by Obiwan58 March 27, 2013
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