15 footer

Any woman that looks decently hot from (at maximum) 15 feet away. Anything closer will just make you want to turn around, hurl, or shudder.

Guy 1: "Yo, check out that 15 footer down the street."
Guy 2: "I have a 15 footer"
Guy 1: "Shut the fuck up"

Guy 1: "yo, check out that hot piece of real estate down the way about 15 feet."
(10 feet away)
Guy1: "holy shit, nevermind"
Guy 2: "that is disgusting."
Guy 1: "please castrate me now."

by pmac51 June 1, 2006

Footer

To muck/play about with something aimlessly, just for the sake of it or out of boredom.

not much, just footerin aboot way this tape recorder (or any other object randomly found lying about)

by Morning Sun January 19, 2011

Foster The People

The best band created, formed by the three sexiest men alive (in no particular order) Mark Foster, Mark Pontius (Ponci) and Cubbie Fink. Every time they play a song, a fan girl's ovaries explode. And that's okay. That's very okay. One day God wanted perfection, and BAM there was perfection. During live performances Isom Innis and Sean Cimino perform with them. Isom likes to bang the maracas in the most beautiful way.

"Foster The People made my ovaries explode during their live stream last night" "Oh, totally. I don't think I'll ever be the same after that Foster The People performance."

by Dr. Sexyfacemotherfucker November 6, 2011

foster care

AGAINST: a way of punishing children through the ages of infants to 18 (and sometimes older) for what their parents did

FOR: a way to get children out of destructive homes and away form irresponsible parents
DOESNT MATTER WHAT SIDE: being a foster child is not amusing. foster children often can not socialize the way other children do
see depression
children under the age of sixteen stay with foster parents until reintegration with biological parents
sixteen year olds can choose if they would like to stay with a friend
congrads to all the fucking 16 yr olds

non-f-kid: my dad yelled at me for notmowing the lawn
f-kid: my dad wont let me live with him and my mom spent my chil support on crack if that helps with the pain

by leetenaciously June 9, 2005

Forgery

Document or text made to look as if it was signed/acknowledged by someone else.

The check was obviously a forgery, so I shoved it into the offender's mouth.

by Rodney Basil September 2, 2004

Fortard

Someone who creates an alternate meaning for a word so he can use it on Facebook

Scott created a new word so he wouldn't offend coworkers. What a Fortard.

by PdxJosh March 30, 2013

former hoe

1. Woman/Man who was once known as a hoe and or lived the lifestyle of a hoe, but has since given up their previous life to fuck only one or no people at all.

2. A hoe that ain't a hoe no more.
3. Someone who used to Fuck anything that moved, but changed her/his life around.

She used to fuck the whole block, but now she just fucks the nigga on the corner.

She a former hoe! Her hoeness got deleted! She faithful now!

by Ebox247 October 29, 2015