Foreskin Fortress

When a man's penis is fully erect and the foreskin still hangs off the dick end. Usually caused by excessive tugging of the foreskin or from having too many boys chew on it like bubble gum.

Son: "Dad? Why does your bald burrito look like shit?"
Dad: "Well you see son, I have a Foreskin Fortress!"
Son: "When I grow up, will I have a foreskin fortress?"
Dad: "Shut the fuck up son, and keep chewing your bubble gum!"

by the dismal paloosie July 9, 2010

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foreskin master

the foreskin master is the controller of the universe. no single being can compare to the foreskin master, he is like god, only better and higher in the ranking.

matt is the foreskin master, dont argue with him or he'll place you in his foreskin.

by marvin barrs November 27, 2004

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team foreskin

A phrase used in League of Legends to describe a situation when 4 out of 5 summoners on a team are using skins. It's a way to embarrass the 5th summoner playing without a skin on their champion, and therefore labeling their team the foreskin of a penis.

team foreskin! lux forgot her skin...

by AdventuresOfCarl July 20, 2014

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foreskin friend

two ppl playing with their foreskins like puppets.

adam and joe r serious foreskin friends.

by OLDFUCKLIFEMAN November 2, 2010

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Foreskin Warmer

When you take you're unsurmised foreskin and stretch it around your body, like a turtle neck keeping you warm in the winter

damn bro it's getting chilly, I'm about to use my foreskin warmer

by billylongydongy December 2, 2019

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Foreskin Mullet

A half-circumcised penis. Typically, the top half is circumcised and the bottom half has a healthy foreskin droop, but it can go either way. The most popular reason for having a foreskin mullet is because it is an interesting strategy for "docking". It is most common on the east coast, but is slowly becoming more and more popular in the midwest.

"Hey did you see Jimmy's foreskin mullet? That guy knows how to party!!"

"Yeah bro, I'm jealous!! He is totally business in the front, party in the back!"

by HarDoug316 May 19, 2014

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