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by Ian Chode June 5, 2003
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Fumble-Bumbling

The act of masturbating and spreading one's semen around the shaft and head of the penis as to lubricate it suffciently enough for round two.
Tyler: "Hey dude what's-Holy shit, your totally using your own semen as lubricant for round two!"

David: "Yeah, I'm fumble-bumbling! You gotta try it!
by gsepfalz January 9, 2011
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Fumble in the Jungle

Male 1: Did you get off with that hairy Mary the other night?
Male 2: Yeah man, and I had a proper fumble in the jungle.
by Zedav September 6, 2016
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Caught on the Fumble

When someone is supposed to be listening to another person's conversation, when really they are thinking of something else (often of something innapropriate of the conversation itself), and are asked a certain question relative to the topic you were supposed to be listening to. that causes you to draw a big, huge blank.

When you come up with a quick, sudden distraction to avoid having to actually answer the question (and thus look like an idiot and/or get in trouble), the name for that action is to Dodge the Fumble or dodging the fumble.
Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) Dodged the fumble there, John...
by Anonymous Legend October 23, 2009
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Fooble

A feeble fool. Someone who is so weak and lethargic that they look like a bumbling idiot.
Get off the couch you fooble.
by Philmography October 4, 2009
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fumblez

queer ass hoe cake cream filled like a twinkie from the dicks he suck daily he is also a hoe cake cock sucker bird shit snow owl mother fucker republican backwoods gapped tooth cousin fucker (WATCH OUT HE WILL SUCK YOUR DICK FOR NO MONEY)
that guy is a fumblez
by krablejacks November 24, 2011
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Famble

having a fake blackjack famble game at your house with friends.
by beniboy500 August 1, 2012
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