Dick flattening

Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority

I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone

Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice

by UDstorytime May 1, 2023

Flatty

To urinate, whilst fishing. Said to have originated in South Perth.

Fisherman 1: I'm going to have a flatty.
Fisherman 2: Word.

by Mike clit March 13, 2009

Flatterned

An emotion that combines feeling flattered and flattened.

1)My obese friend fell on me and then said i was a comfy fall... she flatterned me.

2)When i got hit by that cement truck, it told me i was pretty and it flatterned me.

by Best nephew ever! April 26, 2011

Flatty

a person or thing with an abnormally flat butt.

gee wiz that boy is a flatty.

by The Three Wenches September 17, 2011

flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

Rascal Flatts

Replace for any common used swear word, only in oh **** situations. Note: Not to be confused for decent girly country band

Oh Rascal Flatts, I just stepped in dog shit.

by BMWkindaguy January 13, 2009

flatterrhea

Excessive adoration and fawning over, expecially when undeserved.

"Shit...did y'all see John in that meeting? He had a serious case of flatterrhea!"

by FunkyB September 30, 2009