Floursmith

One who enjoys the sexual company of large woman - so large that various body parts are hard to distinguish from each other.

As the various flaps of the overweight woman's stomach, waist and thighs sag over one another, in conjunction with excessive body hair on parts of the body regularly void of hair, one might often mistake one crevasse to be something else.

Dave: "Man, that guys a floursmith"
Mike: "A floursmith?"
Dave: "Yeah, as in, you have to throw some flour to find the wet spot"

by Johnblan June 29, 2009

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Ghosts are not real. They are nothing more than pure Florpus

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Flores

A Flores is a person who joins the army for all the wrong reasons, and ends up sleeping underneath a set of stairs due to severe depression. You can spot a Flores very easily by noticing the black ink stains around one's mouth, the hispandex on the legs, and the name tape strategically placed in the wrong location.

You want to go to Office Max? I feel like pulling a Flores.

by Sternak, M. July 31, 2006

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Flores Fondue

An extreme sex act, in which one male or female must have a stoma on their neck, the other person, whether its a male or female (must wear a strap on) would sit on the others face facing their feet, anus directly over the mouth. and begin to penetrate the stoma on their neck for sexual gratification.

I wanna go crazy with you tonight, lets try the flores fondue and see if you like it.

by porksword_75 October 20, 2009

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