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fastest hands in the west

When you have a short time limit on finishing. Examplewise when you have morning wood but have to leave for work or school in about 5 minutes, you need to have the "fastest hands in the west" to get off in time. Can also be used for someone using as little time as possible masturbating.
Wow, Joe finished jacking off in under a minute? He must have the "fastest hands in the west"!
by Loser with fast hands November 9, 2019
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b-fast monay bb

“We goin’ to ihop cus you know we got that b-fast monay bb.
by balloon arch queen June 23, 2019
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Getir-Fast

Lightning fast delivery of goods. Getir is company that delivers goods in urban setting in 10 minutes.

It is a Turkish startup that has become a "unicorn" (raising more than 1 Billions in investments) and is expanding globally.

Sinonyms: super-fast, lightning-fast
Wow, you managed to get me that thing Getir-fast !
I need to get to the hotel "getir-fast" !
by psykoreactor July 1, 2021
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Fast Forward Time

The total amount of minutes accumulated when starting a show on a DVR after it has already started to air live. Used generally to fast forward all the horrible commercials and horrible ads no one wants to see.

For an NBA game, you typically need at least 45 minutes of recorded show before you can hit "play" (depending on the speed you fast forward) to be able to skip all the commercials and halftime.
Friend 1: Hey, can we start the Cavs basketball game already?!?!

Friend 2: No! We only have 27 minutes of fast forward time, and I don't feel like seeing that annoying McDonald's singing fillet-o-fish commercial again!


Buddy 1: While we were gone, the football game has been recording for almost 2 hours!

Buddy 2: Awesome! We got some MAD fast forward time yo!
by Cptn Obvious April 16, 2009
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Fast-Forward Movie

A b-movie rented for the sole purpose of fast-forwarding through to, to get to the good parts. (i.e. The scenes with tits).
Hey, I just rented a fast-forward movie. I think it's called "Dark Harvest 3." According to the MPAA rating on the back, this movie has "gratuitous nudity."
by NUTCRUNCHER April 8, 2010
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fast crowd

It's like the crowd that considers themselves to be cool or hip. They may do things not considered acceptable by all segments of society. ex. drinking, drugs, sexual exploration
ex.

Emily- Little Sara has really grown up. She has a boyfriend and she's been running with the fast crowd.

Jake- wow, not the fast crowd!
by Emosophinee December 13, 2013
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Daddy Faster

Daddy: I will go slow okay? or faster if you want
daughter: Yes daddy faster fuckkk
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