Five finger cunt punch

When you’re fisting a girl while listening to 5fdp

Tony: yo i was listening to 5 finger death punch while fisting kayla
James: you five finger cunt punched her?

by Jerky finger June 30, 2018

five fingered foreskin fandango

the act of masturbation by uncircumcised men.

what a dirty prick! Literally. Doing the five fingered foreskin fandango. Disgusting.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009

five finger knuckle shuffle

a masturbation technigue used on females which requires you to insert all five fingers into the vagina.

I walked in on your mother last night preforming the five finger knuckle shuffle

by fresh2defa June 18, 2009

five finger anal death punch

Where you jab your hand up someone else's ass, but then, quickly forming your hand into a fist before it hits the anus. The resulting impact kills the person instantly. Ideal for a KO move.
Inspired by the term "anal death punch" and the band "Five Finger Death Punch" (an amalgamation of each phrase).

*InsertNameHere* gives person B a five finger anal death punch. B drops dead almost immediately.

by jedarus May 19, 2009

Five finger jive on the leather cherry

Speaks for itself, this is a means of a gentleman pleasuring himself (also know as wanking.

boys, She gives a good Five finger jive on the leather cherry

by marktrottman November 26, 2007

What did the five fingers say to the face?

S l a p !

There's a new joke going around: What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

by Joe January 28, 2007

Five Fingered Widow

Right Hand of a newly married man

So you won't need the five fingered widow on your honeymoon.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004