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The FitnessGram Pacer Test

"the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *beep of doom*. a single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding of exhaustion*. remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark. get ready… start."

it's a traumatic experience that is engraved in the brains of many. there is no escape. only the FitnessGram Pacer Test.
teacher's speaker: the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a—

students: *agonized demon screeching* FUCK
by aesthetic_octopus August 2, 2019
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Fat Kid 'Fitness' Sickness

commonly known as FKFS
-The effect when a fat (or relatively large) kid thinks that playing the wii will make you fit.
-may cause sudden attempts (from that fat kid) of actually being athletic when clearly their are not.
'wow nathan tottaly has Fat kid 'fitness' sickness (FKFS) he tryed to flex for some girls because he stayed up all night playing wii fit
by Jon DeYonker February 26, 2009
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fitness mistress

A woman who has frequent sex with a man in order to help him get in shape.
Sam my man, you should get a fitness mistress to help you with those love handles!
by Carl1983 June 24, 2012
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fitnazi

Someone who relentlessly works out, obsesses about food and nutrition, and shames others for not doing the same, regardless of their health, finances, or other life situations. This person typically lives their life in some type of workout clothing, even when they are not working out.
Brenda, a typical fitnazi, made Harold feel terrible because he has injuries that make him unable to fully exercise.
by Bobbin1973 June 14, 2017
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Fiona Duncan

Fiona Duncan is the most amazing woman in the world, no. the U.K, well maybe just Scotland... Edinburgh...Maybe just the Corra Office. Despite Fiona's many many flaws, she is beloved by her colleagues. So much so that they make her sit in her own office. Away from everyone.

Fiona's may hobbies include swearing profusely, straddling precarious word choice and using the word "Hello" as a question not a statement. You would be lucky to meet Fiona Duncan, you would also be lucky to be on her "people I hate" list. Fiona's last swear tally was a pretty impressive 77.
by HealthyBest19 April 4, 2019
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Fitorgeous

A combination between fit and gorgeous
No way are you fat and ugly, or fugly, I’m fat you are fitorgeous
by Bigjjuk December 12, 2019
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fiona gallagher

fiona gallagher is pretty hot... tbh, she made a straight married girl into a lesbian in season 2, girlboss power. fictional character but makes me in love? my favorite coke girl #liam missing her forever, hope she's doing good in florida uwu
"i am Fiona Gallagher" would mean "i am HOT"

"Fiona Gallagher went to jail for punching a racist."

"Fiona Gallagher changes men each season"
by cindywantstotakebrookethompson September 6, 2021
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