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Fingered

When used in a context other than referring to 3rd base: Describing an incapacitated state, generally due to but not restricted to the use of ecstasy.
Fuck'n hell, I was so fingered last night.
by Mr. Gumby March 7, 2008
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Fat Fingered

To mess up a typed document with misspellings (typos)

To Be porked or screwed by someone.
That letter got fat fingered, Obviously someone can't type!

I got fat fingered last night yo...
by Dani3ll3 June 21, 2012
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fingerette

A finnish gangster who thinks, talks, and dresses like a chiggerette, who smokes menthol ciggarette.
"Yo look at Kjartan Sveinsson over there, fuckin fingerette is smokin' a menthol!!"
by uncle k February 12, 2006
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chicken-fingered

Technically to be fingered by a chicken finger. Although it can also be defined as to be given a chicken finger at a drive through.
Chicken finger me, motherclucker.

Yesterday Cameron and Rachel took me to BK and chicken-fingered me all night long. It was great!
by Floyd pull-ups October 26, 2013
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get fingered

Inspired by a young stallion originally from New Zealand also known as God Amongst Men. Get fingered is a replacement word for "Get Fucked" for all those people that dont like to use French.
So if someone says to you "Your Mums your Dad" or "You've got them 630 nipples because the both point down" an appropriate comeback for that would be "Ohh Get Fingered!" Be ready to make heads turn and win dem banter battles Lads.
by Godamongstmen September 14, 2016
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Fat Fingered Frank

someone who's fingers are so damn fat that they look like frank dogs..LOL
Ryan Ayers is "Fat Fingered Frank" AKA Triple F
by Cara August 16, 2003
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Two Fingered Turtle

A masturbating technique that uses both the thumb and for finger in a very peculiar way. Usually resulting with either all four inserted in the anus. or just the thumbs are and the forefingers are tickling the gooch.
Rapist and pedifiles use this lure in little boys and girls by saying
"Have you ever seen a Two Fingered Turtle?"
by Kinga da Kleet February 28, 2010
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