Like a figure of speech but used improperly or just wrong. Based on "Saved by the Bell" character, Samuel 'Screech' Powers, portrayed by actor Dustin Diamond. Sayings created by the spaz of the group that are so bad they are memorable and become common phrases.
figure of Screech: Jessie: How can we without hurting his feelings?
Screech: Why don't we just wave a skunk in front of him?
Screech: You know, Screech, for once you have a good idea?
and
Screech: Oh, a bully dumped me down the garbage chute. Someday I'm gonna get even with that girl.
and
Screech: If you want beautiful scenery, baby, wait 'til you see me in a wet T-shirt.
and
Screech: Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?
Screech: Why don't we just wave a skunk in front of him?
Screech: You know, Screech, for once you have a good idea?
and
Screech: Oh, a bully dumped me down the garbage chute. Someday I'm gonna get even with that girl.
and
Screech: If you want beautiful scenery, baby, wait 'til you see me in a wet T-shirt.
and
Screech: Who're you calling a cantaloupe, you melon head?
by AnimalMother969 April 25, 2015
Get the Figure of Screechmug. by Heyitsj000 May 6, 2019
Get the Action Figuremug. Used as an expression of confusion. It is used to state that you do not understand a particular situation or they way a person is acting.
by Wonkotron September 15, 2005
Get the go figuremug. 
Similar to the "69" sexual position, the Figure 8 (or Ate) occurs when the participants forgo the genitals and perform oral sex on each other's anuses. This move requires a further bending of the neck and a touching of the stomaches resulting in a figure 8 position of the bodies.
Friend 1: "Dude you got totally twisted last night!"
Friend 2: "Yeah man that butt was looking so right I had to taste it. She returned the favor too - we was all Figure 8."
Friend 2: "Yeah man that butt was looking so right I had to taste it. She returned the favor too - we was all Figure 8."
by dbt201284 November 18, 2012
Get the Figure 8mug. by thegoatishere8 November 2, 2017
Get the 7 figuresmug. A slang phrase used only in the United States of America, short for "go and figure that out". It is typically only used in speech, and is an attempt to ridicule the previous thing they said. In fact, all it does is indicate that the person is both ignorant and stupid.
by DoodleDandy November 29, 2013
Get the Go figuremug.