Football fellatio

The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.

I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity

by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015

Transitive fellatio

The property of fellatio that carries the act of fellatio via kissing.

Dude, I just watched my girlfriend give some guy transitive fellatio.

Boy: *enjoying blowjob*

Girl: *suddenly stops* "Ever suck some dick?"
Boy: "No....?"
Girl: *kisses guy* "Now you have" (transitive fellatio)

by Derogatory Terms August 31, 2013

necro-fellatio

The act of having oral sex with a dead corpse.

I took out her dentures to have a rousing session of necro-fellatio

by MeatWagon July 17, 2018

Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS)

This is the opposite of "TDS" ( Trump Derangement Syndrome). It describes those who are so committed to (Donald) Trump that regardless of what he says/does, they worship him. Their worship is so intense that they would preform fellatio on him if asked.

Mary performed Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS) on Trump in her dream as she was THAT committed to him.

by Killer78 November 12, 2022

golden fellatio

The perfect blowjob. Not to be confused with the golden ratio

“I’m really happy because my girlfriend gave me the golden fellatio last night”

by kyuuketsukou April 25, 2024