Fancy Feast

When the pussy smells like rotten cat food but you eat it anyway.

Your mom really served me up some fancy feast.

by Dingaroo December 11, 2020

Fancy Feast

The woman's version of a beef stew but with a queef.

The girl's at the party gave this poor drunk woman a fancy feast while she was passed out.

by Freakboyjr January 16, 2018

Fancy Feast

Fancy feast: When you eat chocolate balls out of your gf's ass.

Hey, ya wanna eat some fancy feast outta mah ass?

by February 09, 2022

Golden Feast

When you’re eating out a girl and she pees on you.

Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she gave me a golden feast.

by Peeguy67 October 26, 2024

Friday Feast

The a delicious microwaved feast had every Friday. Each feast has a different cuisine or theme for example one Friday could be Mexican and the next could be the color red. But no matter what the theme is, there will always be garlic bread in said feast. Part of the ritual of a Friday Feast is to trash the area in which the feast has been had, and leave as quickly as possible so that no blame can be thrown.

ME: "I can't wait for our Friday Feast tomorrow"
YOU:"Wait you're bringing the garlic bread right?"
ME:"Yep"

by MrNoodle November 18, 2016

Feast on my squirrel

when a bitch, or skank tries to grab a man out from under you

Fucking Lisa came in here flirting with him and I was like I know that bitch aint trying to feast on my squirrel

by Ash Bee September 30, 2020

feast on that ass

Grabbing someone from the back and viciously inserting yourself into said person

Pat and Lord Yumz feasted on Flynn’s ass in the hallways
Feast on that ass

by De Bamz June 25, 2018