farter

A person who procrastinates or cannot finish a task in a timely manner. Someone who farts around.

We've been here two hours,stop being a farter and let's go!

by Alchemex May 9, 2008

Farther

Sneak over to Tanner's house in the middle of the day without him knowing and take a picture of his house.

Hey let's go farther today and peg his window with oranges.

by Marcius Firath March 3, 2011

fartnarcel

a person who sits in a bathtub with water and while farting bites the bubbels as they hit the surface

dude id fartnarceling in the bathtub

by Willy B Goode September 10, 2010

farter tart

A prostitute who when she goes to fart on her victims, a tarty-like substance known as poop slips out of her anus.

When James got up, he realized she had just pooped all over his chest. What a farter tart, he thought to himself.

by Sask Pirate October 1, 2006

Glitter Farter

One who farts glitter; homosexual.

That Clay Aiken sure is a glitter farter!

by Johnny Dazzles January 13, 2009

farter

farter aka lottie d smelly lil gyal hu farted in r german class an den tried 2 blame it on d chair. den did it agen n tried 2 blame it on d desk! hhhmmmmm! lol bt we love er! <3 <3

A: did u jus fart?
L: NO! it was d chair
K: y u gon red?
L: coz ur makin it out as if its me an its not an its jus...
A: we no it was u!
L: NO it wasnt it was d chair
K: its ok we know
L: jus drop it guys
A: u already av
K: was it u?
L: i wil tel u l8er
K: oops my cd jus skipped....
A: ... an every1 heard u let 1 rip!
A+K: hahahahahahhhahahahahaahahha

by science geek! February 5, 2005

fartserbate

the humor of farting while masterbating in the closet naked with 1 or more friends

dude 1: hahaha you just fartserbated
dude 2: honestly it felt better than fucking a chick
dude 1: doesn't smell that bad actually

by Mary Monroe January 1, 2014