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Genius Failure Paradox

Basically a common social disorder in which a person (most likely male) is extremely detatched from the rest of society, due to their beliefs that they are smarter/richer/genrally better than everybody else. They tend to be detatched because they feel that getting help and in
some extreme cases even talking to somebody with less assets than them is below them. People with GPF tend to live
very lonely lives. See hubris, loser.
Ted Kaszinski (the UNABOMBER) is one noted
example of someone with GPF.
by BFinjected September 4, 2005
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Fog Of Failure

When a bathroom air freshener doesn't quite do the trick. Instead of a lemon scented bathroom, you get lemon scented shit.
Do not go in the bathroom. It is filled with the "Fog Of Failure."
by Pr1m September 14, 2010
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failure

it is to be yelled out after one makes a dumbass move
*Marites trips*
*i point and laugh at her*
"hahahahhah Failure!"
by Giojamz April 18, 2003
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Failure

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by Wikipedia v2.0 April 2, 2019
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Failure Grips

A contemporary and more appropriate term for "love handles," which no one actually loves.
I love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don't like, and then try to pass them off as something other than they are.

"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."

No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.
by SnuffleMuffinMonster June 1, 2009
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Failure to plan is planning to fail!

The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.
Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
by gravedog February 2, 2010
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Idolic Failtuery

When one person holds another person so dear to them, and virtually worships them. Would probably kill for them-
however they are to blind sighted or refuse to observe the other person could give a shit less about them.
Applies to all sexual orientations.
One: "Oh-h, look what I made for Susy today! I hope she'll love it...she will love it right? Oh god maybe I should buy something to. That way maybe when I wave at her in the hallway she'll actually look at me!"
Two: " You my friend are full of Idolic Failtuery."
by Hakii January 22, 2009
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