Firework Bill “whip” Willet

A borderline illiterate retard that resembles Elmer Fudd and claims to be a part of every major event in the history of the world. A Johnstown legend and a true American hero

Hey Firework Bill “whip” Willet, heard your names on the Stanley cup. “Oh yeah I won that plenty times.”

by Gangster thug 42069 July 12, 2024

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free fireworks

Watching the lightning from a distant thunderstorm from

a location of your choice. Much better than paying admission to a lame pyrotechnic display.

I had a few cocktails and went outside to watch the free fireworks.

by Enestate October 14, 2011

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Yeah. Fireworks. Whatever.

An incredibly mediocre orgasm, specifically when it's "the first time".

I had waited for months to finally have after prom sex with Steve, but then it was just yeah. Fireworks. Whatever.

by Drakoulias April 21, 2024

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canadian fireworks

The explosive enjoyment of a nice, long, big Candian rocket. Oftentimes while knee deep in snow

"I'll set off your Canadian Fireworks if you ring my Freedom Bell."

by ElectroKinetica October 21, 2015

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When a person sticks a firecracker in the other partners anal, after the person has ejaculated in the anal hole.
Then said person will then light the firecracker, so the semen will cover said partners.

Mary: is that a firecracker..?
John: yes Mary

Mary: oh John!
John: here one creamy firework

by Green dumper thumper November 13, 2022

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