Federal Bureau of Investigation Special Weapons And Tactics
The FBI SWAT is just like your average SWAT team, besides the fact that they're federal and deal with higher level threats.
This includes bombings of important buildings, astoundingly high warrants, and more.

guy 1: "hey man you wanna join the fbi swat"
chad: "no"

FBI SWAT by Bryce878 August 23, 2023

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FBI Open Up

When you are watching TV involving suspicious amonguses in your house

Guy: "I think I'll play some Among Us"
Guy: "Ooh I'm impostor"
Guy: "I think I'll kill this guy"
FBI: "FBI open up"

FBI Open Up by MeowMeow3030 February 22, 2025

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FBI PEDOPHONICS

The name the FBI phone operators earned historical for never doing a damn thing when it came to pedophiles and child porn. They like to lean into the pedophiles of netflix, wag, and Texas. After 100 calls getting those things to not retaliate and just investigate cases earned them the title of the most pathetic employees in this government. It must have failed at Standford that is how useless relying on them to do their jobs with at least half the effort of your local baristas is embarrassing for this country.

Oh your child was in child porn and some Duffer keeps trying to make money off it on Netflix, I tried calling FBI pedophonics for you but it likes saying you are a frequent tipster instead, your child. Your dead pedophile tricked out child is a frequent tipster. Also, don't worry it will just try to retaliate that you might hold them accountable with names, brainwashing, look alikes on netflix. That is the story of how it failed its country. But you know it will do anything for money. But don't worry it has this lame excuse like its eurovision.

FBI PEDOPHONICS by The teens in TX Duffer Trash May 18, 2025

Is my FBI agent spying me ?

Yes, I'm spying you.

Don't forget to clear your history search pal.

Imagine typing on urban dictiannory

" Is my FBI agent spying me ? "

bro u serious ? Hell yeah I'm spying you. Thought we were pal, all the memes you liked 'bout me!
bro ur so fake dude 😐😔👊

When we gotta watch these cartoon chicks with big chest btw ? I'm bored asf.

Is my FBI agent spying me ? by xFBIagent69x July 2, 2020

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