Jeff's Fault

Anytime something goes wrong, doesn't matter what, or why, it's always Jeff's Fault.

Damn dude, you done fucked that shit up. It's cool tho, look at the flow chart. It's always Jeff's Fault.

by stinkytrombone February 20, 2026

It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered

Yes it is. You could stop doing this and I wouldn't be incentivized to murder your kids but you are both violating my rights and incentivizing it and if you don't stop I am going to murder them.

People "It's not our fault our kids are getting murdered!!"

Hym "Are you stalking are harassing me?"

People "Yes but you can't know anything without me telling you and you can't doing anything about it."

Hym "I can kill your kids about it. Are your stealing my work and cutting me out of the proceeds?"

People "Yes."

Hym "Did I say I was going to murder you kids over it?"

People "Nothing I do to you justifies killing my kids!"

Hym "This justifies the murder of your kids. You chose the child murdered. You made a maximally informed decision, you chose the child murder for yourself, and I was even kind enough to give you plenty of time to change your mind. So, yes. If I murder your kids, it will be your fault. And if I don't murder your kids... It will because your credited and paid me for both my work and the recompense for having violated my rights for years."

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

Dad's fault

General rule that applies to any and all negative or disapproved action that occurs in a marriage, regardless of which family members were involved. Ironically, children do not need to be in the family for the rule to apply.

Mom's car is out of fuel, it's "Dad's fault".

by Rajuor July 29, 2025

Dad's fault

General rule that applies to any and all negative or disapproved action that occurs in a marriage, regardless of which family members were involved. Ironically, children do not need to be in the family for the rule to apply.

Mom's car is out of fuel, it's "Dad's fault".

by Rajuor July 29, 2025

Dad's fault

General principle or rule stating any and all negative or disproved actions are Dad's fault, regardless of which family members are involved in the situation.

Mom's car is out of gas, it's Dad's fault.

by Rajuor July 29, 2025

It's Scott's fault

A phrase used to blame anything negative on the nearest person named "Scott".

When someone asks who did it say "it's Scott's fault"

by AAAAHLEGAND December 4, 2025

It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30

Something to shout at males (usually) who exhibit creepy stalker-like behaviour around women (usually). This sleazy voyeuristic behaviour tends to happen in places and cultures where everyday interaction between the sexes is limited, actively encouraging the hunter/prey dynamic (following women, cat-calling, peeping tom behaviour, even assault). Frustrated males resort to even using technology to spy on females (telephoto lenses, mobile phones, drones etc), all the while blaming women for "limiting the supply of sex" or simply "asking for it!"

I see you leering at me and snapping pictures with your phone! It's not the angels' fault you're still a virgin at 30 - it's YOU!

by kapweeng April 14, 2018