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false light luciferian deceiver

A luciferian POS who preaches the coexistence of the DARK and the LIGHT so that the dark can feed off of the light as they have quite literally done with mixing 'jesus' with 'christ' ...separate the two because they are not the same. You have, a heavily suppressed DIVINE MOTHER OF ALL CREATION and 'CHRIST' INCARNATE, HER VESSEL.. IS A SHE. BUT THE FALSE LIGHT LUCIFERIAN DECEIVER AGENDA ENTAILS MASS KILLING HUMANITY AND THE DOLLAR AND GETTING RICH OFF CRYPTOCURRENCY WITH YOUR CONSCIOUSNESS TRAPPED IN THE METAVERSE/5D/SO CALLED HEAVEN ON EARTH WITH THEM AS THE NEW CONTROLLERS OF YOUR 'REANIMATABLE HELL'....This was about trapping and torturing GOD'S BLOODLINE to death over and over as primary energy source. CREATORS IN CONTROL THO, deceivers fail.
The False light luciferian deceiver agenda entails slaughtering humanity, killing the dollar and them getting rich off cryptocurrency with OUR CONSCIOUSNESS TRAPPED IN THE METAVERSE and then as the new controllers.
by Wisdom's Child 144 October 18, 2022
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I've fallen, and I can't get up!

Popular catch phrase in the 1980's which was the result of a popular TV commercial for a medical emergency service that targeted the elderly.

The commercial featured a blue haired, pre-historic woman, dishoveled and lying at the foot of the stairs. She presses her emergency call button that is located on a necklace around her wrinkly old head and shouts:

"I've fallen and I can't get up!"
huband: "Bitch, where's my sandwich?"
wife: "I've fallen, and I can't get up!"
husband: "You didn't answer my goddamn question!"
wife: "I think I broke my hip."
husband: "I'll break your other freakin' hip if I don't get my sandwich now!"
by Bill2455 December 23, 2005
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false crack

A hard punch to the face. Used colloquially in Hawaii as part of the local dialect of pidgin English.
You betta watch yo' mout or you gonna get one false crack, bra.

It would be highly advisable if you were to choose your words with care, or else you will receive one false crack, sir.
by blastron May 13, 2005
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False Flagging

1. Trying to discredit a political group or movement by pretending to be a member of it online while posting ignorant or offensive comments.

2. Trying to discredit a political group or movement by bringing ignorant or offensive signs to a protest and pretending to be part of the protest.
YouTube commenter 1: I hate teh joos and I also think Barack Obama is awesome.

YouTube commenter 2: Quit false flagging you liar.
by Isaac Clark March 6, 2010
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Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom

A film that causes more grown men to cry than the spongebob movie
Holy shit Jurassic World Fallen Kingdoms so sad I fuken cried when the fuken volcano melted the fuken dinosaurs alive.
by MagicMemekip September 2, 2018
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False Positive

A spurious ping on the gaydar. Those utterly heterosexual folks who consistently (and generally unknowingly) trip queer folks into thinking they are also gay or lesbian.

Although not in any way limited to this list, heterosexual men who are

1) faintly swishy in behaviour or
2) well-groomed and attired or
3) remarkably toned and muscular or
4) wearing a luxurious mustache along with a military fade haircut
may all end up as false positives.

Although not in any way limited to this list, heterosexual women who are

1) faintly masculine in behaviour or haircut
2) prone to sensible shoes or flat-heeled boots
3) often in charge
4) not drowned in cosmetics
5) softball players
may all end up as false positives.

The term carries no pejorative weight. Gaydar is a finely-calibrated instrument, can be easily thrown off, and no blame is assigned either to the hapless straight or to the wondering queer when a false positive is discovered.

(slang term, queer subculture, noun)
"Look, Martha, I know Betty's a hot softball coach, but she's married and monogamous and straight. Give it up. She's just a false positive."
by Miselaineous October 19, 2009
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falexic

1. Failing, applied to a grade or score
A 32 percent is a falexic grade
by 5'1"Racer September 17, 2004
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