river of excellence

when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.

"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"

"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"

by jacksonbarr May 04, 2016

Creative Excellence

1) noun, A campaign that has all type of assets (text, images and videos in all aspect ratios/lengths) thus capable of producing all type of ads

2) noun, A myth or hoax. Commonly used among reps to pitch knowing it leads to nothing

1) the campaign performed better after adding all assets to be CE (creative excellence)

2)the campaign works better with only the assets we know are good, 30s vertical videos (F*** creative excellence)

by justforclicks May 22, 2023

Solo Exceller

A person who doesn't necessarily work badly with others, but excels most when working alone.

I work great with others, but unleash me on a project myself, and you'll see I'm a solo exceller.

by Nofrntz March 05, 2017

Vydehi School of Excellence

A place which no kid in Bangalore likes, because it is just another form of concentration camp!

Lalith: HI Kuvam macha!
Kuvam: Hi Lalith! So nice to meet you. I am from Vydehi School of Excellence!
Lalith: Its hurts!!
Sharma: I hope we never met!
Kuvam: Anju the serial killer is my class teacher!
Sharma: You should just unalive yourself right now, Kuvam!!!

by n.rzin February 21, 2024

Double Excel Toilet Paper

Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!

#Double Excel Toilet Paper#coronavirus #toiletpaper #doubleexcel
#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok

by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020

So much in that excellent formula

When someone posts a formula you do not understand but want to sound smart.

Dude on Twitter: The Pythagorean Theorem states that a^2 + b^2 = c^2, where a is one side of the right triangle, "^" denotes an exponent, equal to two, "+" denotes a sum which happens between two or more terms in an equation, b is the other side of a triangle, which per definition has three sides, "=" denotes equality, and c denotes the hypotenuse, i.e., the side of the triangle whose length is the largest of the three, squared.

Smart guy: So much in that excellent formula

by Florean July 18, 2024

Excellence Minus

A border-line mark given by a teacher to a pupil who has barely achieved an Excellence mark.
Excellence minus is the luckiest mark a student could hope to get.

The blonde-haired boy got an excellence minus in his art project.
His friends were jealous of his excellence minus.

by FrasMewn October 23, 2013