Evening Chronicle

Is a local newspaper that is quite frequently used as a weapon by the Jolly Green Giant of Whickham, Tyne & Wear. Whenever when he hears them lads calling him the Giant, Huge Fella, Rocking Machine or Postman Pat, he would unleash his newspaper with a huge grimace on his face, raise it above his head and prepare to knock a severe blow to them lads' skull, but luckly them lads otherwise known as Mr Ronald Bell or Mr Gary Maddison were too quick for the huge green strider from Whickham that they just ran away and laughed at the pathetic creature.
The Giant would then cry out MAURA HELP THEM LADS ARE TAKING THE MICK OUT OF ME MAMA

The evening chronicle is a weapon made out of paper which is read by people of Newcastle

by GMaddison October 26, 2006

stay even

Attempting to maintain/getting a good drunk going.

Day 12 of a drinking bender: "I'm just trying to stay even."

by segraham June 25, 2017

Not Even Tense

A Phrase which can be used in many cirumstances though originally used to enhance the point that your penis is very big, by inferring that its huge even as a semi lob on.

Usages

1. To infer the size of your penis
2. To infer you manliness
3. To remark that were unphased by a situation

1. Yes laydees, and thats not even tense
2. *Flexes Guns* Oooooh not even tense
3. *Knocks a man out with a single punch* Not even tense

by Perples January 16, 2007

Evening Star

1. Mary or Jesus mother From The Bible

• Also called the son of Evening star or the Daughter of Evening star
2. Venus

1. The Evening star Gave birth to Christ
2. Tonight I see the evening star

by 459395 April 03, 2022

Even diplomacy

Even diplomacy :
Even diplomacy is nonexistent and pointless.

1. If your even in something, it is pointless to barter it away by even diplomacy.

2. As Frederick the Great once remarked, 'diplomacy without force is like music without instruments'.

3. Or as I am now posting even diplomacy is pointless.

by Walker Michigan May 05, 2009

break even

One of the better bands coming from Western Australia

person one: ohmygosh. anime fire is playing on friday
person two: break even is way better <333

by dominika March 22, 2008

don't even

exclamation, contraction of "don't even think about it", uttered during copulation with a frigid female that has just felt your cock brush her anus. A signal that you did not buy her enough alcohol prior to engaging in the sex act.

Oh yeah honey! How about some of this?
Don't even....!
Damn.... hey you want a break? I make a mean vodka-lemonade.

by moofmonkey December 02, 2003