excuserise

a concept used to explain why something will miss its deadline. Common in publishing.

Nathan's game review will be late because he's wasted time excuserising why it will be late, rather than finishing the assignment.

by Melanie September 26, 2004

Excuse Exchange

When two struggling artists who claim to be anti-corporate meet unexpectedly in a corporate environment where they clearly work. Suddenly a need to justify their presence arise and both make excuses to the fact.
Typical for musicians, artists, writers, actors, etc.

I ran into Jim in the lobby at work this morning. We had an excuse exchange since I told him I'm a professional musician. All he could talk about was how he was only at the gig part-time but his acting is "really taking off".... yeah right, just like my music career! Busted!

by Rudy Goetell August 3, 2007

Enzo Excuses

Somebody who never seems to run out of excuses for why he can't complete any meaningful work.

"Last week, he said he couldn't finish that project because he was doing job interviews and this week he said he was too busy training the new hire. That guy's a regular Enzo Excuses."

by Scotty Ballgame March 8, 2012

excuses are like asses

This phrase means that excuses are full of shit, like asses.

"Why don't you just tell the truth about what happened? Your excuses are like asses."

by kenni May 22, 2004

Excuse

The words coming out of Dustin's mouth whilst attempting to avoid a smack-down.

Dustin kept making excuses about why he couldn't participate in the Wizard's Duel.

by Squidlips23 November 9, 2018

excused

1.) Alowed to leave. 2.)Released 3.)Forgivin

1./2. Teacher: You are excused class.

3.(friend takes a dank fart) Excuse you, bitch.

by cheeched4life September 22, 2008

Excuse My Independence

Commonly referred as EMI, Excuse my independence was a local punk rock band founded in Toronto, Canada. It's members included vocalist and rhythm guitarist, Vittorio Spanu (V.J); Lead guitarist, Sam Jerez; Bass guitarist, Christian Jimenez and drummer, Jorge Villeda. The band had a lot of potential and most of their songs were starting to become very popular, nevertheless, argues and complains that summoned between the drummer and the other three members brought the band to an indefinite hiatus that has lasted until today. Recently, Bass player, Christian Jimenez, confirmed a reunion concert that will take place some time during May of 2010 in which V.J, Sam and himself will play some of their favourite covers including hits from their never released album "From heartache to headache." In addition, ex drummer, Jorge Villeda, was not invited to make part of this reunion concert.

"I wish my band was as famous as Excuse My Independence would have ever been"

by Rivers Retmor April 25, 2010