elf club

A group of the most pretty useful peeps in the world, their intentions are to be the most pretty race (and the succeed), picking flowers (can't argue with that), playin the women and planting trees (cause the hoomans chopem down); funny pride; superior; helpful and loved by everyone

Vitaz would have to be the most pretty and useful elf in the elf club

by Vitaz June 16, 2004

elf abuse

An occasion of a small mischievious person playing a prank on his crank or a trick on his dick.

Mordred the Nimblehanded was turned out from clan Thistlewang for chronic elf abuse.

by harry flashman August 1, 2003

Elf on a shelf

A term used to describe someone with elf like ears as a elf on a shelf you would have on a shelf at Christmas

Elf on a shelf can be used as an insult . The catch me outside girl uses this also.

by T.S. Elf on a shelf September 21, 2017

elf on da shelf

when your too GODDAMNED lazy to type the to get normie elf on the shelf memes

normie 1: "Imma search up some memes."
normie 2: get some a dos elf on da shelf memes

by SDRFCDSFJXFERUKTJYGFTDHETJYRUJ May 24, 2018

Elf Lust

It all begins with Legolas. The most perfect creature; the most beautiful Elf to ever grace Middle-earth or the silver screen.

Wanting him, pure and simple. Wanting him a LOT.

I have chronic terminal Elf Lust.

by Legolass November 9, 2004

Elf club

A band of dedicated faggots, their intentions lie in screwing men in the anus, picking flowers, and not liking womens; penis eaters; fackin cack suckers; anus treasure pirates; wang lickers

The Elf Club consists of fags, homosexuals,penis lickers, and Strongsad.

by Doobiee August 21, 2003

Elf syndrome

being acting or looking like an
the elf that is being black with pointy ears and is named mike

yo whut up in the keebler house

by sizzle February 27, 2003