enrique

a weirdo , gets no bitches , is a loser , has no friends . But is someone who can make you laugh

" enrique is a funny guy "

by sotricky April 29, 2022

Enrique

Someone Who is SOOOOO FUCKING HOT like FUCK ME PLS

Hey Enrique

by Unknown21234156 May 7, 2022

Enrique

A man who takes his sweet time to do everything.

Like breathing, eating, pooping or marrying his girlfriend.

He is always last minute for everything too.

His name is a synonym for PERPETUAL WAIT.

Enrique.

(NO NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ELSE)

<self explafuckintory>

by JARTAyMEDIA October 4, 2022

Enrique and Dez

A couple in love, all it took was him walking up, saying a goofy line and Dez matching the vibe. Didn't take these 2 long to fall in love. Enrique being the shy one and Dez being more outgoing these two are made for each other. Neither had luck with love until they met each other.

Enrique and Dez are made for each other.

by Haterfr February 20, 2024

Enriqueugly

Enrique from ritenour middle is ugly

You seen enriqueugly ass?
Ye

by manifuman3909 April 2, 2024

Enrique

Easily one of the slowest thinkers to ever walk the planet. Watching him try to process a full sentence is like buffering in real life. He struggles with women, not because he’s shy, but because he radiates “unserious and unstable.” And when he finally manages to get one, he tears her down so she won’t leave him. Deep down, he knows he brings nothing to the table. Not even his own family would save him first in a fire. That kind of neglect must be where all that bitterness comes from.

God Enrique, you’re so annoying.

by DollarMenuDrama July 2, 2025

Enrique Bunbury

Spanish musician/songwritter, was part of Héroes del Silencio. The group got separated because the guy has an ego bigger than a church.

Yo, put on that new Bunbury
Who?
Y'know, Enrique Bunbury...

by Sgt. Pepper himself October 23, 2025