a fornicator and profane person whose forefather sold his birthright for a morsel of meat
a white man but he's red and hairy
a white woman but she's red and hairy
a white girl but she's red and hairy
a white boy but he's red and hairy
white people but they're red and hairy
whyte people who are truly red and hairy
whyte pepoe who are red and hairy
even if they shaved or if they have alopecia or if they can tan in the sun, they are still an edomite
people with thin, straight, yellow hair (their brown hair is yellow, too) growing from their heads and blue, green, brown, or grey eyes and people whose eyes change colors but who descend from edom, esau, the edomite heritage of people who make war, the ones who make weapons, the people who hunt and taxidermy, the people who declare themselves innocent, the group of people who fornicate, the people who eat all of the unlawful foods including pork, shape shifting people, the people who approve of and defend other people's right to commit sodomy, the people who created abortion in an effort to kill off all Black people, the people whose face is on the american money, and the people who eat raw undercooked meats.
a white man but he's red and hairy
a white woman but she's red and hairy
a white girl but she's red and hairy
a white boy but he's red and hairy
white people but they're red and hairy
whyte people who are truly red and hairy
whyte pepoe who are red and hairy
even if they shaved or if they have alopecia or if they can tan in the sun, they are still an edomite
people with thin, straight, yellow hair (their brown hair is yellow, too) growing from their heads and blue, green, brown, or grey eyes and people whose eyes change colors but who descend from edom, esau, the edomite heritage of people who make war, the ones who make weapons, the people who hunt and taxidermy, the people who declare themselves innocent, the group of people who fornicate, the people who eat all of the unlawful foods including pork, shape shifting people, the people who approve of and defend other people's right to commit sodomy, the people who created abortion in an effort to kill off all Black people, the people whose face is on the american money, and the people who eat raw undercooked meats.
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Get the edoras mug.A baryonyx-like dinosaur which has Ed Crankshaft's head is almost always seen in a Toledo Mudhens uniform: cleat sneakers, red cap, and all. Often works as a coach or teacher of younger dinosaurs. Kid dinosaurs look up to the Edonyx almost as if he were their grandad. When you see him don't run away because a former dinoball player is coming your way!
Edonyx: Hello, class. I'll be your dinosaur school teacher this year. I'm the Edonyx, and I eat Cream of Crankshaft.
Nelsonasaurus: Well, I'm the Nelsonasaurus, and this here is my grandma, the Opalsaurus Rex. What are we going to learn today, Mr. Edonyx?
Edonyx: I'm going to teach you how to build a bonfire. My friend, Mr. Keesterman, was kind enough to lend us some of his mailbox posts. Now, all we do is pack ferns and dry brush all around the wood or anything else that will burn. You make it high enough so that the flames will reach high into the air. Its easy to build a bonfire! I bet all the other dinosaur grandparents will like it. I brought some marshmellows for us to eat later.
Nelsonasaurus: Sweet! Would you play dinoball with us later?
Edonyx: Sure, I used to play dinoball for the Toledo Troodons. Sweet! Wounding teeth, heavy claws - a ball could never pass our jaws.
Nelsonasaurus: Good one! I'm really glad this is dinosaur school. I love it!
Edonyx: I knew you would. Hey, lets go get some warm up stretches going. This bonfire must have tuckered you out. If you're gonna play dinoball you're going to need limber claws.
O-Rex: Ok, sweeties. I'll see you on the field. I'll bring that cocoa butter and honey lotion you both like. You don't want dry scales!
Edonyx: Nice! This is going to be sweet! The heavy claw and the wounding tooth - we're Toledo Troodons and that's the truth!!!
Nelsonasaurus: Well, I'm the Nelsonasaurus, and this here is my grandma, the Opalsaurus Rex. What are we going to learn today, Mr. Edonyx?
Edonyx: I'm going to teach you how to build a bonfire. My friend, Mr. Keesterman, was kind enough to lend us some of his mailbox posts. Now, all we do is pack ferns and dry brush all around the wood or anything else that will burn. You make it high enough so that the flames will reach high into the air. Its easy to build a bonfire! I bet all the other dinosaur grandparents will like it. I brought some marshmellows for us to eat later.
Nelsonasaurus: Sweet! Would you play dinoball with us later?
Edonyx: Sure, I used to play dinoball for the Toledo Troodons. Sweet! Wounding teeth, heavy claws - a ball could never pass our jaws.
Nelsonasaurus: Good one! I'm really glad this is dinosaur school. I love it!
Edonyx: I knew you would. Hey, lets go get some warm up stretches going. This bonfire must have tuckered you out. If you're gonna play dinoball you're going to need limber claws.
O-Rex: Ok, sweeties. I'll see you on the field. I'll bring that cocoa butter and honey lotion you both like. You don't want dry scales!
Edonyx: Nice! This is going to be sweet! The heavy claw and the wounding tooth - we're Toledo Troodons and that's the truth!!!
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After 9 months of celibacy and promises of his undying love, the edouche dumped me to go live with his new ghetto-ass girlfriend and stuck me with $200 in charges for the termination fees on his phone which, of course, I paid the bill for every month.
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