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solar eclipse 2017 

The solar eclipse took place on August 21 2017, and it was a huge event. Millions of people looked at the sun change to a different colour. You had to have special glasses to look at it, or else it could cause you permanent eye damage. The internet world created many meme's for the event.
"Did you see Donald Trump Looking at the solar eclipse 2017

without glasses?"

"Yeah, he's bound to go blind now"

News: Don't look at the solar eclipse (2017) without glasses
Me: Looks at sun without at glasses because i'm too broke to pay $40 for a pair
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Total Eclipse 

Total Eclipse is when a man places his balls over a woman's eyes and shines a flashlight through his balls creating a "Total Eclipse".
She wanted to see my "Total Eclipse"
Total Eclipse by Motormannick November 18, 2021

brown eye eclipse 

A boil on the buttocks which grows so large that it blocks
the anal passage.
Dan's was ostracized from the all male, adult film industry after his brown eye eclipse.

Solar Eclipse 

1. The inverse of a lunar eclipse.

2. When a guy pisses himself and immediately takes off his underwear and pulls it over a chick's head like a ski mask.
I paid for that bitches drinks all night, she even took me back to her place, but put out NOTHIN! It's okay though, I was so drunk and pissed off by the end of the night, I just gave her a solar eclipse while she was sleeping and split.
Solar Eclipse by foogama March 6, 2008

Ballooner Eclipse 

When a Hot Air Balloon or any other type of balloon blocks the sun or moon causing an eclipse.
Dave saw a Hot Air Balloon at the fair blocking the sun momentarily and hollered "Ballooner Eclipse!".

Poonar Eclipse 

When your watching porn and the man gets his body and arse in the way of the camera.
Did you see that Mia Khalifa video, it had one mad poonar eclipse

Testicular Eclipse 

When you shoot nut and it aligns with the ceiling light and casts a shadow onto your dick.
Dude, the craziest thing just happened, I performed a testicular eclipse in my room!