to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward
consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.
My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 26, 2021

Formed by Internet trap producer Signal Soldier, an "ass eatin hater" is an individual whom rapidly eats ass without form of given notice.
Bank Robber A: This drill is taking too long. The Hostages are going to start forming up ideas.
Bank Robber B: No cap
Ass Eating Hater*: Robber B, Can you please let me go? I have 8 kids.
Bank Robber A: Can you stop eating ass? I'm trying to get out of here.
Bank Robber B: No cap
Ass Eating Hater*: Robber B, Can you please let me go? I have 8 kids.
Bank Robber A: Can you stop eating ass? I'm trying to get out of here.
by SIGNAL SOLDIER October 12, 2019

the king of eating ass, also known as Hussein. you need to pray to him before eating someones ass for good luck.
by bigdaddyshaggy October 30, 2019

Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”
by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025

by marcotoa January 20, 2025

National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT
Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”
by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022

by sonciciciceas October 7, 2022
