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eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 26, 2021
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Ass Eating Hater

Formed by Internet trap producer Signal Soldier, an "ass eatin hater" is an individual whom rapidly eats ass without form of given notice.
Bank Robber A: This drill is taking too long. The Hostages are going to start forming up ideas.
Bank Robber B: No cap
Ass Eating Hater*: Robber B, Can you please let me go? I have 8 kids.
Bank Robber A: Can you stop eating ass? I'm trying to get out of here.
by SIGNAL SOLDIER October 12, 2019
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the ceo of eating ass

the king of eating ass, also known as Hussein. you need to pray to him before eating someones ass for good luck.
oh shit! I didnt pray to the ceo of eating ass before eating her ass, I might be in trouble!
by bigdaddyshaggy October 30, 2019
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National Eat Jackson’s Ass Day

August 7th. The day to treat Jackson to a little bit of anal pleasure.
Ex: Person 1:“It’s national eat Jackson’s ass day!!”
Person 2: “I know exactly which Jackson I’m tongue punching today!! :)”
by MasidonMasidonMassochist August 7, 2025
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Eat my ass

pranksanonymous dot com

An edible chocolate anus
I am so hungry so I just wanna eat my ass
by marcotoa January 20, 2025
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National Eat Ren’s Ass day

National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT
Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”
by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022
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sonic shit eating ass

somone or something that wants you ass fuck off
"come on you sonic shit eating ass you know you want me"
by sonciciciceas October 7, 2022
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